‘Your Inner Rhino’ salutes both National North Dakota Day, and National North Dakota Day, with a Full Moon. That coincidence is a rarity, and We point it out.
North Dakota produces a mega-bunch of Grain, and all Rhinos feel warmly about that.
Grass is good for you. So is moonlight.
Acupressure is a fine solution to the irregularities that besiege Big Critters. Kinks are bound to happen, and Rhinos deal with them, with vigor.
Fortunately, many of these Activity Woes take care of themselves; there are points on our feet which respond to pressure, and so naturally solve our problems. How they do it, Rhinos cannot say. But do it, they do.
For tough spots, Rhinos use Roller Theory; when We exert a ton or two onto a pebble, the offending area relents, almost always. Then We’re back in business.
Persistent inquiries into Rhino Boudoir Proceedings have prompted Us at “Your Inner Rhino” to address the matter in ways familiar to our Readers.
We have enlisted recognized traditional authorities to elucidate, and feel that should be sufficient for our Readers’ needs.
Let’s all press on to other less ticklish matters.
Mr. Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862) was a philosopher and writer. A man of many insights and perceptions, He felt that Government should be unneeded if folks would responsibly govern themselves.
Obviously a man in touch with his Inner Rhino, right? Right.
No malarkey or marmalade, thank you very much.
Asking permission is not a priority when it’s mealtime- for Rhinos. We see the intended meal, and We eat it. If thanks are involved, they are to Nature’s bounty and provision.
We feel that way about many things; our own permission is the primary issue. If We feel all right about something, then why fuss?
Interpretive Dance is just what it sounds like; We do it, and somehow the movements translate a sense of one thing or another. The movements may be sweeping or subtle, they still express one attitude or another.
Rhinos have always been gifted as Dancers, and actually, almost all movement is open to interpretation.
If you want to see how varied it can be, watch a crowd at an athletic event; see how invested the individuals are, each dancing away, a testimony to their mental state. Nifty. Or watch a line of folks in the grocery store. Same thing, different Dance.
Today is Mr. Harry Houdini’s birthday, born 1874. He was a Consummate Showman, creating and performing Death Defying Acts, astonishing One and All.
Although We Rhinos may appreciate Houdini’s feats, Rhinos have no choice but to undertake a more demanding task.
Survival is not an entertainment for Us. Carnival Trickery will not be enough. It would be nice if it was.