Crowning Glory

Rhinos are not bald, but We don’t have a lot of hair. A bit on our tails and ears and lashes. Even our Sumatran family members have an uneven coat, especially in the Wild.

But We are not blind to hairy possibilities. A comb, a bobbypin, and watch out! That’s how it looks to Us.

Like our wardrobes, which exist only in Theory, Coiffure is a product of Imagination. Pick a color, pick a texture. Split ends? Not a problem for Rhinos. No Ma’am.

Focal Length

     Are Rhino lives dreary? No. We do have compulsory daily activities, many involved with diet. Like any other critter, We need fuel. In the Rhino case, being big, that means lots of food.
     And lots of chewing. That part is definitely repetitive. We just have to get to it, and chew. BUT: Why did Nature give Rhinos Mammoth Imaginative Capacities, if it isn’t to Use Them?
     Right. Bon Voyage!

Having our cake & eating it

Most Rhinos weigh a ton or two or more, so activities as extreme as our Readers’ are ill-advised. Rhinos just bounce too hard for our own good. Plus, there’s no First Aid in the Wild.

So We squeeze all the fun We can out of seeing your Shenanigans around the World, without the actual Agony of Defeat.

This capacity for Enjoyment is Rhino Imagination. We can go Wherever, Whenever, and do most anything Whatever. Thrilling!

Location, Location

Rhinos don’t live in houses in the Wild. You probably knew that instinctively. ‘Indoors’ is an alien concept.

But that doesn’t mean We Rhinos have never seen an Urban Setting. We have, though they’re confusing. We drift by after sunset sometimes. So much stuff We can’t eat… what is that about?

We can theorize about Urbans when We are of a mind to do it and create pretend ones. But We still can’t eat them.

Agility Course

Wherever We Rhinos find ourselves, We learn how to juggle our activities to suit the shifting Seasons.

As with many Rhino Adjustments, We often can only imagine those demands; We don’t own any “ice cream’. Trust Us, imaginary is even better than the real thing, and there’s more flavors.

Still, it requires Athleticism to participate. Oh yeah. Rhinos have to stay supple in many ways.