Rhinos are not bald, but We don’t have a lot of hair. A bit on our tails and ears and lashes. Even our Sumatran family members have an uneven coat, especially in the Wild.
But We are not blind to hairy possibilities. A comb, a bobbypin, and watch out! That’s how it looks to Us.
Like our wardrobes, which exist only in Theory, Coiffure is a product of Imagination. Pick a color, pick a texture. Split ends? Not a problem for Rhinos. No Ma’am.
Most Rhinos weigh a ton or two or more, so activities as extreme as our Readers’ are ill-advised. Rhinos just bounce too hard for our own good. Plus, there’s no First Aid in the Wild.
So We squeeze all the fun We can out of seeing your Shenanigans around the World, without the actual Agony of Defeat.
This capacity for Enjoyment is Rhino Imagination. We can go Wherever, Whenever, and do most anything Whatever. Thrilling!
Rhinos have a lot of IT, if you see what We mean. We are Naturally hooked up to exciting interpretations of Rhinoness.
Rhinos are Nature’s Playthings, and happily so.
Dressing a la Vogue does not mean that a Rhino loses sight of the temptation to blow things up.
As We have mentioned before, owning nothing makes Major Demolishments hard to pull off, but please don’t think it never crosses our minds.
In Imagination, Rhinos are not lacking whatsoever.
Rhinos don’t live in houses in the Wild. You probably knew that instinctively. ‘Indoors’ is an alien concept.
But that doesn’t mean We Rhinos have never seen an Urban Setting. We have, though they’re confusing. We drift by after sunset sometimes. So much stuff We can’t eat… what is that about?
We can theorize about Urbans when We are of a mind to do it and create pretend ones. But We still can’t eat them.
Today is not only Bastille Day, celebrating French National Ideals, but also Pandemonium Day, celebrating Chaos.
Seems like a day for either a Helluva Good Time or Many Misgivings.
Hard to tell for Rhinos. We may not grasp the fine points of the occasion.
As the years roll by, Rhinos sometimes like to recollect what happened “back then”, more or less. Romance and nostalgia tint our collective Rhino Memoirs. Facts are open to Interpretation, recalled or not as the case may require. What set of narrative ideas can resist improvement?
We would like to point out that the Bygone Days actually start Yesterday.
Wherever We Rhinos find ourselves, We learn how to juggle our activities to suit the shifting Seasons.
As with many Rhino Adjustments, We often can only imagine those demands; We don’t own any “ice cream’. Trust Us, imaginary is even better than the real thing, and there’s more flavors.
Still, it requires Athleticism to participate. Oh yeah. Rhinos have to stay supple in many ways.
Your Inner Rhino 