Nobody is as constant a companion as our own Inner Rhino, each of Us pressing onward, each monitoring our own progress from Today to Tomorrow.
Our Triumphs over our more dubious options are worthy of Praise, and who is in a better position to give us a Pat on the Back than We ourselves? Right. Nobody.
No. Rhinos are not double-jointed, but We are entirely capable of allowing ourselves a sincere Bravo when appropriate.