Today is special for Rabbits and Bunnies, and We Rhinos congratulate them on their Mission, however they may define it.
R Policy is to extend an encouraging greeting to anything that can tell We are extending it.
We are all in this Experience together. Right?
AUGUST! Highlights the Merriment of the Moment, although We Rhinos admit, so do September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, and July.
Rhinos bring our own Party, Wherever and Whenever, Right? Why wait around for Somebody Else to get things rolling?
YIR is back in action, having done our darnedest to master the Lariat. We are still unclear about the differences between sagebrush and tumbleweed.
Exposure to these herbal issues probably did Us good, but We Rhinos often need a lot of time to process what those enhanced virtues might be.
We did get better at yodeling, cowboy style. We did not get Good; We got Better.
Upbringing has many results, but one of them is all the Rules, Shoulds, and Musts with which We are peppered from the get-go. Many of these Restraints are to keep Us from going Haywire.
Clearly, Rhinos are capable of Big Passions, or the Rules would be unneeded. And Passions are aroused with fearsome speed; Blink and We are in a Titanic Temper.
Thus We Rhinos must deal with Internal Confrontations; the urges to respond Naturally as Vigorous Critters, or to recall our Control Systems. We get all snarled up inside. Frankly, it doesn’t seem quite fair.
Rhinos are a quiet bunch most of the time. It is not that We cannot vocalize, but We pick up most easily via Scent, plus any sound clues We receive.
But We can make Sounds, and do when they want ‘out’. We don’t analyze, We just let the right grunt or squeak or belch get out there. What it lacks in specificity, our system accomplishes in consistency and clarity.
Because We don’t do it all the time, an occasional Yodel feels good.