Today is National Gingerbread House Day (yes, it is!). We felt it would be a good day to feature two of literature’s most famous house hunters, Hansel and Gretel.

In a move to Economy, We have merged these youngsters’ outfits into one ensemble. You get the idea without the fuss of a second model. Besides, costumes are inexpensive, since they are all imaginary anyway. At least for Rhinos.

Rhinos like the idea of Cake Houses. We are always on the lookout, in case. They must be rarer than We assumed, or somebody else got there first.

Clarifying matters…

Rhinos are always being asked if We know Everything there is to know. We respond with gentle smiles, and admit that there are probably things that We don’t know, and are unlikely to learn.

That way, if and when somebody discovers something We don’t know, however unlikely that would be, We can murmur, “Told you so.”

(The Presumption here is ‘Everything of Interest‘.)

49 months later…

Today is Your Inner Rhino‘s Post No.1500! For those of you who can’t count either, that is more than One Thousand, and less than Two Thousand. It counts as an Official Accomplishment.

The YIR Staff is feeling Sassy, energized to produce more and more (versus more or less).

It’s a good thing somebody told Us this was a momentous occasion, or We would have missed it.

Temperamental Alternatives

Rhino days are demanding, and nights too. Complex schedules, schemes and plans, dietary considerations… it can play havoc with one’s nerves.

Fortunately, Rhinos have Natural systems for keeping our Equilibrium (whatever that is) Equilibriated.

Rhinos can just shift from one mental state to another at will; We just set the dial to “Frivolity”, and start to cha-cha. See? All better, now.