As We may have mentioned, organized sports often have more than 3 rules. But on friendly advice, We feel that mentioning Your Inner Rhino‘s Batting Average (related to Baseball) might help Us feel smug, which is always pleasant.
In the 1096 days We have been publishing, We have had 1092 fresh postings; thus, our Batting Average is 996. The computation was explained, but We got confused and took a second brunch break.
Baseballicly, a single is as good as a home run for these statistics, which is helpful. Even at Your Inner Rhino, We can’t win ’em all.
Every now and then, there is no moon at night. Where it goes We don’t know.
Tonight is one of those nights; Your Inner Rhino wanted to remind you, so you don’t get frantic. In our experience (and Rhino Experience is pretty encompassing) the moon will be back in action shortly.
One of those Bad News, Good News scenarios.
Hypnotism is an Ancient Art; Rhinos are adept at it, and have been for about 3 zillion years (however long that is). We do not practice it on others, but are good at going into a Subliminal State at the drop of a leaf. All on our own.
We don’t actually dress up for these occasions, owning nothing to put on. But Rhinos certainly understand Showmanship, so We take these opportunities to impress ourselves.
RhinoMind is Elastic; We can check in, or check out at will.
Where to begin? Where to conclude? The fact is that Rhinolfactory Topics are all-encompassing; they sweep Us away with their Mystique.
When We sniff, We are put entirely at the disposal of the Scent on hand. We become Scent Slaves. We whelm with Odor, transported to realms We cannot describe, even to ourselves.
Rhinos are lucky that way.
The YIR Staff is on the job, sharing the usual breathtaking Rhino Insights with our Readers, one and all.
Hooray for all of Us.
We are taking a Your Inner Rhino break, and will assemble back in the office early next week. Keep the faith, Pardners.
Calendars don’t make a lot of sense since Rhinos can’t count, but you get the idea…
We Rhinos are pretty certain that within each of Us, there is access to a unique place We might refer to as ‘Never Never Before Land’. It’s an expression of the cumulative Adventure each of Us enjoys as a Rhino. It is the singular perfect setting for the perfect singular Us.
We find the idea comforting, not to mention invigorating.