Zephyr-ated

Occasionally We Rhinos try to improve our ratings for Sedate Comportment. These efforts are betrayed consistently by random Natural Phenomena. A case in point is the Wind.

A Breeze skips by, Rhinos get excited, and then somebody cranks up the volume, and it gets Windy. We are overwhelmed by the greatness of it, the intense pleasure the Wind brings. All our senses fibrillate.

It’s a wonder We don’t explode.

Rhinocentrics

Rhinos are aware that there are lots of theories on what Matters, but let Us face it: Because We are Rhinos, We believe that Rhinos are what Matters. Naturally, it would be strange if We came to any other conclusion. We are certainly the Center of the Universe, for Us.

Llamas probably feel the same way, and for Llamas, they’re right. Each critter assumes it is the point of the whole show. Beetle, hedgehog, or flounder; We only see with the eyes and minds Nature provided.

Put another way, We are all Crucial.

Thankfulness

Many Rhinos have had a rough road this year, one way and another. It’s easy to make a list of disappoinments, of things We wished for but did not get. Naturally enough, there’s always something missing.

But from another angle, the range of gifts We do receive each day is astounding. Not everything goes right, but so many things do, it’s hard to appreciate them all.

Truly.

Our Own Drum

OBSTREPEROUS is a term meaning noisy and unruly. We thought it was invented for Rhinos alone, though it is now used in praising other critters too.

Generally, We have cut back some on the noisiness part, but Rhinos are certainly unmanageable. Why would We trim our sails to suit whoever is making up rules for Us? The problem is not with the Rhinos, but with the Rulemakers. Let’s see them get themselves under control, then We’ll chat.

That’s right: Fat Chance.

Chilled

The YIR Staff is back on the job, relaxed and refreshed. We had a fine yesterday. Now it is but a Memory. We’re as ready for tomorrow as We’re likely to get, so that’s all about Anticipation.

Today is about the only Action We ever achieve, not in theory, but in fact.

Foiled Again

We admit that Rhinos are gifted when it comes to foresight. Tomorrow’s weather, will this or that agree with your stomach, how many times will he repeat that story? We are highly aware of our surroundings.

But when it comes to tools and appliances, Rhinos are challenged. There are so many particularities, moving parts, and imponderables.

Frankly, our sense of Fair Play gets thwarted. We say ‘Phooey’. And We mean it.