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Ultimate-ums
The Frisbee is an item of long standing. The ancient Greeks liked to play with a discus, similar to the modern Frisbee. After that, various objects suggested themselves for flinging. The Rhino Favorite is the pie plate, perhaps because of its happy associations.
Rhinos aren’t built for hurling themselves about, so Frisbees are attractive to Us because the folk who play seem to have a fine time. Thrills by association, one among many.
The toy company, Wham-O, owns the name Frisbee. So think twice before naming your child that.
The Big Guffaw
‘Your Inner Rhino’ wishes you a Happy April Fool’s Day.
Rhinos can never make up our minds about broad humor; We gravitate to it, and yet, the assault on our dignity can be extremely tiresome.
Possibly these humorous episodes build character. Possibly.
Exit, Stage Left…
And so, with March-ing orders, We depart the month, anticipating Rhinoid Developments.
By Hook or Crook.
Upswing!
Due to our numerical limitations, Rhinos have little use for Pi as a mathematical concept.
Rhinos do have a chokehold on the concept of Pie, so that will have to do.
We do want to help you Readers celebrate Pi Day (3.14), so let Us all seize our forks!
Serious Swivelage
On March 5, 1963, the patent was granted to Mr. Arthur “Spud” Melin for the Hula Hoop, a toy which he and his partner, Mr. Richard Knerr had ‘invented’ in 1958. It was derived from a piece of exercise equipment popular in Australia.
Rhinos do not own exercise equipment, but our enjoyment of Hula Hoops is not dimmed. We can appreciate them just the same.
What else is an imagination for?
At the Seaside
Florida officially achieved Statehood on March 3, 1845, a happy day for all concerned.
Rhinos all wish Florida well, and We salute the native population of Alligators and other fauna, like the Possum.
Please do not panic; it’s just Us playing Masquerade.
