The YIR Staff is trying to get into the swing of the event.
Just be happy you don’t have to Hear the song…
Category Archives: R Lite
Yippy Ti Yi Yo
Today is the National Day of the Cowboy.
Rhinos appreciate the music and the Buckeroo Attitude. And long-distance Spittin’.
Since We don’t ride horses, We have to pretend to be Bow-legged, iffn We wanna blend in.
Another Celibration
Among the long list of National Holidays, Rhinos are intrigued by National Apple Turnover Day, which is today. We like to do our bit, although We are not clear about what gets accomplished.
Anyway, Congratulations.
Stuff Starts Somewhere
Wild Strawberries grow all around the World. However, on July 3, 1806 Mr. Michael Keens, a British market gardener, introduced Strawberries he cultivated himself to the Horticultural Society of London. Today, almost all market Strawberries are related to his ‘Keens Seedling’ variety of the fruit.
Mr. Keens also discovered that Strawberries have male and female plants. Strawberries won’t grow if you don’t have both on hand. Who would have guessed?
So as We Rhinos gobble our Strawberry Shortcakes, We salute Mr. Keens’ endeavors; Credit where it is due.
and the livin’ is easy…
Happy First Friday of Summer, from Your Inner Rhino.com!
Frozen Confection
Mr. F.W. Epperson patented his creation of the Popsicle in 1924, though it had been a family favorite for years. It has now become a Summer Essential.
Rhinos might enjoy them, but We have no refrigeration. Also, the Post Office takes a dim view of frozen treats in the mail. Trust Us on that.
All the Doo-Dad Day!
We each had one, and some have gone on to become one themselves, so here’s lookin’ at you, Gentlemen!
Thanks.
