Rhinos are willing to believe that the moon has influence on the Tides, shoving them around at will. That said, just what is the Moon up to inside Us, where We can’t see?
As with so many questions, this one may trickle on for some time before We get an answer worth knowing about.
Which presumes that knowing about something means it’s under Rhino Control. Nonsense, in many flavors, with or without nuts.
Rhinos are pro-Health, no question about it. We need to be in top condition for life in the Wild.
Still, occasionally one of Us will come down with a cold or other minor distress. We Proceed with Gusto. In the Wild, We have no medical option.
It is hard to resist the Drama of it all, We admit. We milk it for all We can get… which is seldom much of anything.
Every now and again We get little scents and sounds that tell Us the Seasons are a-changing.
Nothing much to make of it, but Rhinos like changes. It proves once again that Nature is on the job.
Rhinos need lots of veggies, but also the right ones. We are self-medicating by Nature, so We pay attention. A little of this, balanced with a bunch of that.
Most Rhino medication is taken on the Perpetual Plan, with an eye to upcoming possibilities, which could show up any time.
All herbal, except for occasional minerals (when We run into them).
And here We have another Houseguest, getting ready to make the house party Memorable.
Some weapons need to be requisitioned on the spot; they don’t all fit in one’s luggage.
CLUE. Ah me, yes.
Every now and again a plant will go into hyper-drive, broadcasting scent. For creatures as attuned to olfactory stimulation as We Rhinos, proximity can be Overwhelming.
Bees may be stimulated, but Rhinos are driven to the brink of Apoplexy. We engage, We vibrate, We swoon.
Sometimes Rhinos fear that We are tooo Sensitive. Ah well, perhaps it is so.
On the chart, you can see the Rhino Brain. We are told that this proves that Rhinos have inferior mental capacity. Pardon Us if We don’t subscribe to that ‘scientific‘ assessment.
Obvious reservations present themselves: Maybe 1) Rhinos use more of our brain than other critters, 2) We store part of our wits somewhere else, like our kidneys or kneecaps, 3) We don’t fritter away our capacities; We mind our own business. Also Etc., Etc.
But these are not Questions Rhinos bother with. We are fancy free as is. Any Rhino could and would tell you, if asked.