Cinderella had quite a wardrobe, and the sophistication to make it pay off. Fortunately, all Rhinos have access to mind-boggling Fashion, being fueled with Imagination. Imagination is useful for Us, as fairy godmothers are in short supply.
Please note that Rhinos don’t use glass slippers. Despite tonnage issues, the real problem is that Rhinos do not wear shoes; We like to be in direct contact with the sod. Gets Us down to Earth, as it were.
We make do with ankle bracelets, which come in a range of styles. One size fits all.
As Rhinos gain in Experience, We are apt to give more consideration to some of our Wilder Inclinations. Hurling oneself down a rabbit hole might have been ‘an Adventure’ as a Tot, but let’s face it, what adult Rhino would fit into such a place?
It’s sort of a pity perhaps, but what can We do?
No matter what the Temptation to come Unglued, We are depending on you Readers to Get a Grip: YIR is taking a few days off.
It is possible you will have some Withdrawal Symptoms, night jitters, drooling, split ends, etc.
Keep your powder dry; the Staff will be back on the job shortly. Until then, Chill.
Here at Your Inner Rhino, We are on your side, whatever the issue!
That is one of our Policies. Among many…
Experience can provide a fine Education, assuming the ambitious Rhino survives it.
RhinoFact: No Education is free.
Today all Rhinos celebrate, once again, the 1856 birthday of L. Frank Baum. What a world he created, the first truly USA fairy tale, The Wizard of Oz! Very exciting, no matter when he comes to mind.
Also, today is National Chocolate Chip Day, which may demand rescheduling for you. It will for Us.
Find a yellow brick road, and skip down it, cookies in your backpack!
Rhinos cannot reliably count beyond 3. We have tried, and a special few have managed 4. However, when asked for a report on 4’s appeal, the gifted Rhinos report it means little more than 3, so why bother?
All Rhino mathematics come out with the same answer (3). Or “a lot”, that’s the other answer.
But making a mess with chalk is always a good time. At least that is the RhinoPosition on that topic.