In our dreams, Rhinos often have a Companion, but when We try to figure out who the Companion might be, We fall short. The Companion is familiar, but seems to have forgotten to announce itself specifically.
It feels like We have a colleague, a pal, an alter-ego, a version of ourselves there to smooth the path through the dream. A guide perhaps.
Dreamland plays by unusual rules. Period.
‘Your Inner Rhino’ is a daily product of the entire Rhino species, Worldwide. RhinoLore is pretty extensive, and We try to cover issues our Readers want explored.
Now and then We get questions about why there is no ‘Your Inner Aardvark”. Naturally, We have to point out that 1) We don’t know, and 2) We would deduce that Aardvarks have other priorities.
Not every species is sensitive to the privilege and pleasure of having a Readership.
Today, October 20, marks the fifth anniversary of Your Inner Rhino.com!
The Staff is celebrating this Accomplishment, so We dressed for the Occasion.
Voila!: our Birthday Suit.
Rhinos enjoy getting buzzed up over upcoming Events. We surf on our Enthusiasms.
Anticipation fills Us with Buoyancy, just like a balloon. We are full of it.
‘Your Inner Rhino’s’ mission is hard to pinpoint, to say the least. The Staff covers many bases, as best We may, but the Effort takes its toll.
From time to time, We Rhinos must deal with the Stresses thitherto appertaining.
We need to kick back and unwind. For a few days.
Hooray for Us, one and all.
And thank you for your Attention, dear Readers.
Rhinos do need a lot of Food to help Us keep up appearances. Maintaining our mass is no joke to Us. It’s just Chew, Chew, Chew (like a train, heh, heh.)
We are not Greedy. We are Insatiable. There is a difference.
Yup, Chew, Chew, Chew.
The Staff at ‘Your Inner Rhino.com’ felt it would be good for our Readers to give themselves a refresher read of the ‘ABOUT’ section, which is right there, every time you open the blog. You just click on it.
It contains our Mission Statement, a set of profound Rhino protestations of Good Intentions and Involvement with you and the planet.
And how could you go wrong, humming that over to yourself?
As many a Rhino has said, often.
So-Ho! One interruption of ”Your Inner Rhino’ service wasn’t sufficient? We’re off again to carry on and wiggle in public?
Yup. That’s the sort of Staff We deal with at YIR.
Be Back Soon.
Your Inner Rhino 