Shown in this dramatic illustration is what happens when Rhinos forget to do their own thinking, allowing somebody else to define or limit Mental Activity.
The results are not pretty. Trust Us on that.
Unless you’d rather think it through on your own, to see if you agree.
The Staff of ‘Your Inner Rhino’ is aware that Rhinos hold a fascination for the Reader. Obviously, right? We certainly find ourselves riveting.
On a usual basis, We select a Topic, and address it. But it would be dandy if You, the Readership, posed questions or suggestions or comments on Topics of particular Interest to you. The Staff would hate to think you were pining for something which We could illuminate, happily.
Each of you has an Inner Rhino, We want you to feel welcome to pose ideas or whatevers. Yes? Rest assured, Nothing is too Trivial for Us!
Here at ‘Your Inner Rhino’ We often get questions about our wardrobes. How many outfits do we have, and how big is that closet? We, the Staff, smirk and roll our eyes. We giggle.
That is because all Rhino Outfits are imaginary. We don’t own anything, including clothing. Where would We put it in the Wild?
However, our Imaginations are crazed, allowing Us access to just about anything We can think of, costumes included. And, they all fit on one hanger!
As We all wave ‘so long’ to the holidays, We must return to the Grind.
The Rhino Version of a Grind mostly has to do with chewing. No problem there, as our holidays and all our other days have that in common.
We here provide an Organ Grinder as a reminder. It’s a jolly line of work all Rhinos honor and admire.
So it’s a New Year, and Rhinos are on the Go. Our Motors rev, our Focus sharpens, We Pant, We Growl, We Fidget.
Now, all We Rhinos need to figure out is, where are We going?
It’s surprising how often that Question comes up.
Hello, 2019!
All together now, One, Two, Three!
Rhinos do make mistakes, and not all of them can get patched up. Sometimes We feel victimized. Sometimes it just feels like We are embroiled over a misunderstanding.
Anyhow, Regrets are a sticky business. We apologize, but there is often a bad aftertaste. We feel wronged.
All a Rhino can do is press on, and hope Bad Feelings will fade, the sooner the better. For everyone concerned.
In 1766 Charles Macintosh was born in Scotland. He was a successful chemist and inventor, and in 1824 came up with a system for sealing rubber between 2 layers of fabric, making it waterproof. The fabric was used to make a range of coats and hats to protect people from the rain.
Rhinos always see this raincoat business as odd, since anybody could just go out naked. Nature has provided a waterproof skin already. Easy-peasy.
It’s sort of delightful how We can all can come up with Reasons for inexplicable decisions, right?
Inside each Rhino there is a jolly Self, making its way to the jolly Solution. Just what might need Solving is not always clear, but We feel that, all in all, We are on Track.
We think Positive (assuming We are thinking at all).
Our Inner Rhino is like a GPS for Good Times.
Your Inner Rhino 