There is nothing wrong with a Monday that a changed Point of View won’t adjust.
Topsy Turvy is just as good as Right Side Up, and has the additional virtue of Surprise.
Your Inner Rhino says, “Set aside Convention.”
More is Better
As you probably know, today is National Pastry Day.
Certainly multiple Courses of Action suggest themselves, and We feel it’s only fair to remind our Readers that they won’t be alone at the Bakery.
‘Your Inner Rhino’, defending our Readers’ interests.
Sweets to the Sweet
Brownies are legendary Household Helpers, scurrying around when Homeowners are asleep. But be careful; Brownies are temperamental, they say.
Today is National Brownie Day, but it turns out that the Brownies in question today are Confections. Nobody seems quite sure who invented these chocolatey baked goods. (That’s what research is for, to investigate phenomena.)
We Rhinos are pro-Brownies, any way you like it. With or without nuts.
Nautical Exploits
Rhinos are fine at wading, wallowing, and dipping ourselves in Water. A fine time for one and all. Hooray and Tee Hee.
But Rhinos are keenly sensitive to our own limitations, and merriment on the High Seas is one such limitation. A lesson learned by our ancestors, and kept alive in lore and legend. Sloshing to and fro, lurching and reeling at Neptune’s Whim.
We get Queasy. Which is a nice way of saying, “No, thank you.”
Humility Lessons
It often takes a while to learn that each unexpected Item a Rhino may encounter does not demand an Insightful Evaluation from that Rhino.
Most of the time, our energies are better spent casing the fields for a radish, or whatever. A case of Minding Our Own Business.
With time, We may even get over ourselves.
Preparations
So here is ‘Your Inner Rhino’, getting back into Gear, after some mild revelry.
We are always pleased to hear from our Readers, so Thank You All.
Yabba Dabba Doo.
49 months later…
Today is Your Inner Rhino‘s Post No.1500! For those of you who can’t count either, that is more than One Thousand, and less than Two Thousand. It counts as an Official Accomplishment.
The YIR Staff is feeling Sassy, energized to produce more and more (versus more or less).
It’s a good thing somebody told Us this was a momentous occasion, or We would have missed it.
Tick, Tick, Tick
There is a lot to be said for High Hopes. Now and then, Rhinos feel a surge of Lurking Niftiness. Thrilling Times on the way, for sure.
In fact, Rhinos like to store up Gusto, just to boost the final Ta-Daah! Sometimes We postpone the Surprise itself, just because Anticipation is so much fun.
Great Expectations.
Ho-Hum
When selecting Attitudes from the Great Daily Menu, even Rhinos sometimes invest our energies in Boredom. It is as if We had become unplugged; a Big Disconnect.
Unlike other modalities, Boredom can be Habit Forming.
Beware, beware. That’s what We say.
One Way and Another
Despite our Decisive Manner, Rhinos are often Conflicted, wanting both This and That, and often That too. The Internal Debate is characterized by Internal Hurly-Burly.
With or without a Calm Exterior, why pretend We are more in control of our feelings than We are? Who will be fooled?
Certainly not our Readers.
Your Inner Rhino 