All right, Fashion Victims. It is time to crack out all those White Garments that were taboo until now.
You only have until Labor Day, so wear them, and wear them out.
Or you can let out Your Inner Rhino, and wear nothing. It works for Us.
Shenanigans
So-Ho! One interruption of ”Your Inner Rhino’ service wasn’t sufficient? We’re off again to carry on and wiggle in public?
Yup. That’s the sort of Staff We deal with at YIR.
Be Back Soon.
While I breathe, I hope
The Carolinas were claimed by King Charles the 1st of England in 1629, and named in honor of him (which you would grasp better if you know Latin, where they called people named Charles, ‘Carolus’.)
More to the point, on this day in 1788, South Caroline ratified the Constitution, making it the 8th of the United States. Congratulations to them and Us as well.
The state amphibian is the Spotted Salamander. They live all over, because there is a lot of water to enjoy in South Carolina. Also, lots of shoreline.
More-l of the Story
Rhinos do not have an easy time conceptualizing our Imaginary Wardrobes. We ponder how much is enough, vs how much is too much, vs how could a little more hurt?
More is More, which is more than the former More, right?
Why hold back? Say no more.
Going Up
Natural Ebullience has been a Rhino Trait as long as anybody can recall.
If it is a shortcoming, Rhinos shoulder it with Good Cheer.
Ask anybody.
Preparedness
Each and every Rhino has our own Bag of Tricks. The size of the bag varies, the contents are specific to the Rhino’s needs and temperament.
We are always ready for whatever comes. Naturally.
Organized
Rhinos call it “Fantasia in R”.
And why not?
Skipping Away….
Dear Readers-
Will be back soon, like, oh say, Monday.
Oh ho ho,
The Your Inner Rhino Staff, one and all
Interrational Travel
Rhinos get around. We travel, We meander, We swoop, hither, thither, etc. We try the food, assess the weather, meet folks, and all that. Rhinos have been nomadic for millions of years, which is many.
But when We have other things to attend to, Rhinos just concentrate, open our minds to Possibilities, and make the trip that way.
Both systems have things to recommend them.
Much Ado about Nothing
There is usually a great deal to accomplish in a Rhino’s day. Busy, busy, busy. Consequently, much gets done. But some of Us get carried away; We can’t stop fussing dawn to dusk. And overnight.
We at ‘Your Inner Rhino’ would like to point out that when We are Doing Nothing, We are still Doing. RIght?
Chilling is one of the RhinoSkills that makes Us so appealing.
Your Inner Rhino 