Catastrophes happen, no two ways about it. Things are dandy, and then, without warning, they are not dandy.
The Rhino Quandary is usually whether to shriek with woe or laughter. More often than not, We go with Choice #2.
Primal Screams really take it out of Us.
As many a Rhino has said, often.
There is something very reassuring about Mornings. The Night has come and gone, and We find ourselves once more on the Brink of Adventure.
Rhinos are made glad by the realization.
Today is National Egg Roll Day, among other things.
‘Your Inner Rhino’ brings you this one, by Special Delivery.
Today, National Herb and Spice Day, is particularly exciting for Us Rhinos. We enjoy mixing plant matter to create unique Flavor Profiles.
All We do is get a mouthful of grass or whatever, then add a bit of an herb or other exciting plant, and Voila!, soup’s on.
Nature’s pantry; Gotta love it!
‘Your inner Rhino’ salutes all the folks celebrating Puerto Rico Day! Congratulations!
Exactly how We Rhinos formulate Decisions, We cannot say. By far, the majority seem to spring out of the blue, urging Us forward to activate that Decision, whatever it may be.
It might be tempting, perhaps, to think that Decisions are the result of an insightful, informed cerebral process.
Frankly, We Rhinos are not the living proof of that. Nor are many other critters, as far as We can tell.
Rhinos have a reputation for Toughness. And Bigness. We are that, and a good deal more.
Experience has taught Us one major thing, namely, Fighting the Facts is mostly futile.
Believe it, unless you want to try it yourself. Remember, you heard it here first. “Your Inner Rhino”, Home Truths Department.
No matter how Grand our fancies, We Rhinos are a down-to-earth crowd. How ever self-confident We may be, and with every good reason, We are not given to Pride.
In fact, We avoid particular Attitudes. This is because Rhinos are somewhat Mercurial: Hotsy-totsy one minute, and Down-and-dirty the next.
We are quick to shift gears, which is a sign of either mental agility or unusual circuitry. We’ve never figured out which.
Your Inner Rhino 