Rhinos are always a part of the Time and Location in which We live, then and there or here and now. We are not separate, distinct from everything else. We are an integrated part of the whole Natural Shebang.
In some sense, Rhinos have partitions, places where We are not whatever is enveloping Us. But those edges are hazy; where do edges Go when We doze, or blink, or forget to wonder about it?
Right! Nobody knows. Even We Rhinos.
Rhinos, Elephants, and Hippos used to be considered a group, called Pachyderms, based on some similarities in skin and size. We are all gray, big, and relatively thick-skinned. For the record, further studies have shown We are not related, one to another.
Of course, all of Us knew that, but Science didn’t know it. (All Critters are used to these mix-ups. We don’t take it to heart.)
There is a common idea that having thick skin proves Rhinos are insensitive. All We have to say to that is “nuts”.
In the normal ebb and flow of Daily Interactions, a critter is often asked to step up, one way or another.
These are classic ‘Push-Come-to-Shove’ situations.
In the Wild, Rhinos are often at the top of the list for those seeking Back-up. Pushing is a recognized Rhino Specialty, ditto Shoving.
Rhinos do need a lot of Food to help Us keep up appearances. Maintaining our mass is no joke to Us. It’s just Chew, Chew, Chew (like a train, heh, heh.)
We are not Greedy. We are Insatiable. There is a difference.
Yup, Chew, Chew, Chew.
Rhino dances don’t actually have names. They are expressive without those doodads. They simply explode in the moment, thrilling the dancer, and who else matters?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, a dance has to be worth even more… assuming anybody could assign a Value to Art.
Contrary to popular rumor, Rhinos can, and do, back up. It is not a graceful business, but it does sometimes get us where We need to go.
Nature did not design Us to easily peer past our own grandiose amplitude. Thus, when confronted with situations demanding reverse gear, We have minor misgivings. We prefer to turn and move out.
Kangaroos cannot go backward, We are told. For all Rhinos know, it’s true.
Adolescence has many complex components for the youngster going through it. Also the adults who witness it. Adolescence places demands on all concerned.
Everyone is confused, anxious, conflicted and impatient. One chilly comfort is: Nobody has ever gotten Adolescence right.
Even Rhinos need a lot of time to get accustomed to Nature’s singular sense of humor.
‘Gesundheit!’ say all Rhinos in the face of Major Sneezes.
You may have imagined that Rhinos are above such mundane exertions, but you would have been mistaken.
Health is a Rhino Priority.
Today Virginia became the 10th State back in 1788. Virginia has had an interesting history, which you might look up. It is too tremendous for YIR.
What We can mention is the Virginia Reel, which has its roots in European folk dance. It involves hopping and skipping, both of which are Rhino specialities. As you doubtless know.
The state mammal of Virginia is the big-earred bat, so We showed an Opossum instead. The Virginia Possums are accomplished dancers. Also, they are marsupials, which should count for something!
Rhinos do not have an easy time conceptualizing our Imaginary Wardrobes. We ponder how much is enough, vs how much is too much, vs how could a little more hurt?
More is More, which is more than the former More, right?
Why hold back? Say no more.
Your Inner Rhino 