Rhinos are all Scent Oriented, so it should come as no surprise that We trailblazed Perfume Development, back with the Assyrians, Much Years BC. You take some Castor Oil, and then toss fruits and flowers and herbs in there. Voila! (That is a translation from the ancient Assyrian.)
Scentography and its History. Your Inner Rhino marches on.
Also, if you are sluggish, you can drink it. It’ll cure what ails you.
As you Readers may have suspected, We Rhinos are made up of Music, to a large extent.
What else could account for Us?
All the O’Rhinos wish you the very Most and More… as is alway the case.
We Rhinos are not sure where the expression “Biting off more than you can chew” came from, but We guarantee it did not come from a Rhino.
No how.
In 44 BC, Julius Caesar was assassinated by a discontented batch of Romans. You doubtless knew all that. He’d been warned, but he knew better. Who’s sorry now?
What is less well known is that the King of Diamonds is traditionally meant to represent Mr. Caesar, depending on the traditions you like. Your Inner Rhino lives to tip you off to these tidbits. You’re welcome.
Rhinos have lots of traditions, but We don’t rigidly observe them, just now and then, when We remember. 50 million years of traditions is a lot to recall, trust Us.
Reality is peculiar in its unique character, determined for each of Us by Us. Only Nature gets a hand in shaping the cocoon in which each of Us bumbles along. No sharing, not even for twins.
We are not disconnected, We share many things with other critters, Rhino and non-Rhino, but the primary filter We use is special to Us alone.
On another topic: this is National Potato Chip Day.
Today in 1781 William Herschel and his sister Caroline discovered the planet Uranus, using his telescope. This revelation was astonishing, since it had been a long time since anybody had found a planet. They also saw two of Uranus’ moons (of twenty-seven).
In case you forgot, Uranus is about 1.8 Billion miles away, which is like 720 thousand times around the Earth.
Very Big Deal it was, and remains, as discoveries go.
Here is a promotional piece done a few years back, intended to win the unqualified devotion of the unwary. As a Your Inner Rhino Reader, please feel free to send it on to any impressionable folk you know. Feel free to gush.
No. We have no shame.
Linear thinking is not natural to Rhinos, though We hear that Logic has a lot to recommend it. For some, perhaps Logic is comforting.
What dictates the Rhino mental process is a Natural Mystery, with which We do not choose to tamper.
Reason just gums up the works. Or at least, it’s never done much for ours.
Pythagoras is best known for the Pythagorean Theory, which has to do with triangles, and so, mathematics and geometry. Rhinos know nothing about all that.
What We do know is that nobody knows when Pythagoras’ was born. We chose today, though there is every chance We are mistaken. Even so, We can wish him well, if not Happy Birthday.
Your Inner Rhino looks on the bright side whenever possible.
Your Inner Rhino 