We Rhinos are sometimes spoken of as having a little too much Pizzazz, a syncopated Rhythm to our stride, an air that’s Borderline.
At some level We blush; folks are almost too kind. However, please do not imagine Rhinos get up in the morning, thinking “Ah, let’s Impress the Public.”
It’s just a Natural Gift. We are grateful for it, but it is a Natural Responsibility which no Rhino can shirk. We sashay onward.
As with other holidays, Halloween supplies enough Sugar to put any critter into Overload. Even Us.
Of course, it does not mean Rhinos avoid these festivities, but they do take a toll.
Jittery, that’s how We get.
Talk about an occasion that depends on First Impressions! Seriously.
From all of Us at Your inner Rhino, TRICK or TREAT!
There is a tradition of Witches riding about on Brooms at Halloween, cackling madly. Picturesque, We grant you.
But let Us slow down: Rhinos are big. As in very Big. Transportation by Twig? It sounds so Unlikely, no matter how much Imagination We bring to the topic.
Brooms? Good luck with that. Find another Customer.
Old Rhino Slogan: The Critter that Cackles last, Cackles best.
When deciding to get a grip on Reality, there is no better place to focus on then “Here”. Obviously.
That’s because anywhere else, or anywhen else, or even anyone else would have a different point of view, a different take on what was what… and where it was doing that ‘what’.
No, Rhinos are more content with Here. and Now. And frankly, it takes all the wits We have to absorb This!
Full moon again. Always makes any Rhino merry.
From that cunning old recipe in MACBETH:
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake.
Eye of Newt, etc., etc.
For those of you who want to try this recipe, Shakespeare was referring to black mustard seed, when discussing Newt’s Eyes. Who knew? Likewise, Toe of Frog refers to buttercups.
We like to do our Research, here at Your inner Rhino.com. When We remember to.
Rhinos are used to hearing about getting out of bed on the Wrong Side. This faulty activity is supposed to account for Grumpiness, though nobody ever says why.
What We are unable to ascertain is: which side of the bed is the Right Side? One looks like another, as far as We can see.
We are being set up for failure. Is it any wonder that We are occasionally Moody?
Even when Fortune seems to bestow a giftee, We Rhinos find that Wishing is insufficient for delivering the goods.
What a surprise Wishing Bonanza does encourage Us to do is to assess just what it is We want. That exercise can be revealing and astonishing.
All said and done, the most dependable way of getting what a Rhino wants is through Effort.
It astounds Us Rhinos that Nature almost invariably provides a lot of food for Us. A few times a year We may need to go somewhere else to browse, but that’s about it.
When We go to make a meal, which is just about all the time, We do not lack for Ingredients.
It’s magnificent when We consider how many mouths there are to feed, all Critters considered. In the Wild.
Your Inner Rhino 