Rhinos are getting themselves tuned up for tonight’s Full Moon.
Marvelous, though a bit exhausting. Anticipation can wear a critter out.
Song: The Arkansas Traveler (with partially amended lyrics.)
Oh once upon a time in Arkansas, A Rhino sat at his little cabin door
And fiddled at a tune that he liked to hear, A jolly old tune that he played by ear.
It was raining hard but the fiddler didn’t care. He sawed away at the popular air.
Though his rooftop leaked like a waterfall, That didn’t seem to bother the Rhino at all.*
A catchy old backwoods song from Arkansas, the Natural State. What nickname could recommend a state more highly?
*FYI:There are more excellent verses: http://www.bluegrasslyrics.com/song/arkansas-traveler/
Kentucky became a state on June 1, 1792. Famous for a number of things, but today ‘Your Inner Rhino’ highlights Kentucky’s Mammoth Caves, which you could rightly assume are extensive.
Caves are spatially unpredictable, and mostly Rhinos are too chunky for the sport.
There are many places Rhinos are at home, but also a few where We are not Naturally comfortable. Like caves for instance.
There is a song which addresses ways to get to Scotland, either the High Road or the Low Road. Scotland is well worth the visit, but Rhinos seldom make elaborate travel schemes.
We like the Trip itself, which may or may not deliver Us to a destination. Lots to see, many critters to chat up. Sooner or later, so what?
Happy Trails, that’s the Rhino Idea.
We Rhinos salute Wisconsin, a State since May 29, 1848. Full of Fine Folk, We have always liked visiting there, especially when it is not snowing.
It is also known as the Badger State, and that is one tough critter when riled. Obviously the trick is to leave it alone. Who would understand that better than Rhinos would?
Answer: Nobody.
Montana was admitted to the Union on May 29, 1848 (same as Rhode Island, though a different year.) It’s a great big plot of land, including a lot of Rockies, with many features and residents of interest.
The ‘X’ marks the Badlands, where there used to be a lot of Dinosaurs living. We know this because there are a bunch of bones to testify. Looking into this is called Paleontology, or something very close to that.
In case you noticed similarities, Rhinos are not related to Triceratops; by the time Rhinos came along, the Dinosaurs were all gone. But even We can’t help wondering, one way and another.
There is usually a great deal to accomplish in a Rhino’s day. Busy, busy, busy. Consequently, much gets done. But some of Us get carried away; We can’t stop fussing dawn to dusk. And overnight.
We at ‘Your Inner Rhino’ would like to point out that when We are Doing Nothing, We are still Doing. RIght?
Chilling is one of the RhinoSkills that makes Us so appealing.