Rhinos crow, not because We are better than anybody else; We are just celebrating the gifts each of Us has. Gifts We have in common with you, dear Readers.
Crowing is better than Braying.
Shy & Retiring
Rhinos are not often thought of as Humble, and there is a good reason for that. We 99.7% aren’t.
Still, We do a good imitation, a sort of chameleon routine of Modesty. Those who do not know Us well are fooled.
You can see why. Rhinos are a cunning bunch, no doubt about it.
Superstitions
Black Cats are supposed to be unlucky, but it turns out that Black Cats feel the same way about Rhinos.
Surprise!
Hello?
In the greater game of Telephone, We sometimes wonder where we figure into the chain of information. Of all critters, are We the first to know, or the last? It’s unlikely that We are mid-chain, since Rhinos don’t pass most messages along.
Maybe We are just a wrong number?
Getting it together
Nature always has pleasures on hand for the Observant, but some days are easier than others.
When Rhinos feel below par, We make the Effort to Assemble our wits, and mentally Ensemble our spirits. Or vice versa.
Helps Us stand just a bit taller.
No Worries
This is a gentle reminder that fretting can have adverse affects. The most noteworthy hazard is weight loss. No Rhino would want that, would We?
Why run the risk? Relax.
Crystal Ball
Last week (11-2-15) We predicted there would be a slowdown here, but We mistook.
Thus Your Inner Rhino establishes again our inability to read the Beads of Destiny. Fortunately (heh heh) We never really supposed We could, so there is a Field of Aggravation left unplowed.
Who knows? Next week there may be a log jam of elegant proportions. However things go, We are a-weary-O of forecasting Misgivings.
Pointless, truth to tell.
Two by Two
We Rhinos do not wear socks. They don’t address any needs We acknowledge. For Us.
What holds our interest is your apparent need to match them up, and wear them in pairs. Surely they are more decorative when you wear more kinds at the same time? If We wore socks, We’d throw out the extra one when We got them. Or share the extra sock with somebody else.
Or knit them Once and For All.
Huggable Us
When We Rhinos have been especially good, We like to indulge ourselves by just celebrating our place on the planet.
Why postpone Appreciation?
Bright Ideas
Sometimes, right in the middle of following through on a Good Idea, it occurs to Us that there might have been an even Better Idea.
There may be moral to that, but We’re not sure what it is.
Your Inner Rhino 