Ah, Mathematics

Rhinos cannot count beyond 3 and feel confident. So today We speculate and surmise only.

Vigintillion is a number, taken to the 63rd power. It is a lot. In Mathematical Theory, it is the Biggest Number Ever.

What We Rhinos would like to know is: What happens if you get Two Vigintillions? What number is that? OR what if X is a Vigintillion, disguised as a letter? Hmm?

Taking our Temperature

There seem to be two popular ways for knowing how hot things are. They are called Centigrade and Fahrenheit. Depending on where you are or who you’re with, or who made the thermometer, you get different readings.

Rhinos are generally content with “Sizzling, isn’t it?”, “Could it get hotter, I ask you?”, and “Is there enough glare to suit you?”. None of these is memorable, but they cover our needs.

Warm’s warm, etc. Yes? Take a sniff or peer around; it’ll come to you.

Preparation

Some Rhinos just whack our way into the Holidays, while others muse over their Holiday Efforts for weeks.

Does one Approach seem better than another? Perhaps, and perhaps Not; We might be tempted to say that it depends on the Results.

But Rhinos feel strongly that the Results can only be assessed in relation to the goals of the particular Artist. Right? The Artist alone defines the Art.

Alternative Destination

An occasional pastime with Us Rhinos is “What’s-It-Gonna-Be?”. We choose another Critter, and weigh the advantages or disadvantages of other Ways of Life.

What’s involved in being a Lemur, or an Armadillo, or a Polar Bear? Each Critter has things to recommend it, its pros and cons.

What is miraculous is how every Rhino on record has concluded that being a Rhino is the very best Fate. Big Surprise.

As We Recall…

It is not that We Rhinos can do every conceivable stunt. However, there are few We cannot embrace in spirit. Why not enjoy that exhilaration?

Oddly enough, the earlier in our history We make that Leap of Engagement, the less it seems like it was a Fantasy; it often becomes part of our History, a character feature or accomplishment.

Thus We are not just as Amazing as We first appear; there are whole Chapters of our Involvement that occupy the Limitless Realms of Imagination!