A Rhino Rule of Relativity is: The more beautifully wrapped the Unsolicited Advice is, the less likely the Recipient is to want it.
Who’s pulling the strings?
Rhino Moms are attentive to their Tots. So extremely attentive are they, that their Tots often feel the Free Will Statutes have been revoked, at least in their individual case.
At times such as these Tots haul out their Marionette Imitations, to entertain their Moms, who occasionally get the point, and lighten up.
To trudge, or not to trudge
One thing about ruts is, We make them for ourselves. Like it or not, here We are, not only wearing a trench in the universe, but resigned to it.
Every life has patterns that repeat. But prancing works just as well as plodding for getting from one part of wherever to another.
The trick is reminding oneself to skip.
Misbehaving
Serenity is not always easy. Rhinos embody Poise naturally, it’s true, but there are moments when We are seized by an irrepressible need to giggle or guffaw. Out of nowhere comes a burst of mirth which will not be denied. Contrary to good taste and self-possession, We are reduced to giggling.
Heaven knows, Rhinos understand decorum. Unfortunately, the more Serious and Important the occasion, the greater the hazard factor. We wrestle, We quake, We repress, but no, the cork flies out of the bottle!
We fizz.
Dietary Supplements
In the Pantry of Character Traits some things are more generously supplied than others.
For instance, We Rhinos are always running short on Patience.
Happy Birthdays!
Your Inner Rhino wishes you a fine celebration of yourself, this month and every month. Yes, We do.
Entrepreneurship
There are conspicuously few Rhino Commercial Enterprises, mostly because We cannot make change. It may seem an incidental aspect of the profit mechanism, but believe Us, it is Prohibitive.
Ask anybody.
One for you, and one for me…
Trying to be Good is not easy, especially when it comes to Sharing. We like it when somebody shares with Us, but sharing in the other direction is a Challenge.
Sometimes We are successful with Sharing, but that is better than Never, right?
Maybe if they made pies a lot bigger, Sharing would be easier.
True Grit
Whatever Rhinos may lack, it is not Determination. Clear or unclear about our path, each of Us is out there chugging forward.
We do not see ourselves as independent of our kind. Rather, We know ourselves as representatives of a Noble Family, each adding to the dynamic of the whole. With that in mind, We cannot fail, whatever the outcome of a particular situation. Situations are trifling; RhinoHeart is downright Cosmic.
Pizzacatotude
We all like to be the Best One, but We do have to face the music now and then and play Second Fiddle to somebody else, Rhino or not. It is not always welcome as a position, but We do get better harmony out of it, longterm. That is the popular theory. We have been told.
So now you know that Rhinos do know how to be Good. That doesn’t mean We prefer 2nd Place however. We don’t.
Your Inner Rhino 