Rhinos do not always feel up-and-at’em and full of sarsaparilla. Occasionally, We feel a bit off-color, We admit it.
It is at these times We are glad that Rhinos are naturals at the Cakewalk. It is a dance that commands pizzazz and a lot of flashing teeth.
A few moments of the Cakewalk can put any Rhino back on track. Back in the pink, as it were.
Today is National Doughnut Day. We Rhinos assume the importance of this festival requires no explanation.
What might make a Rhino ask is, why it is spelled ‘Donut’ and/or ‘Doughnut’?
‘Your Inner Rhino’ tackles these questions for your benefit, dear Readers. whether We answer the questions or not.
‘YourInnerRhino’ once again addresses the public need for information.
A Word to the Wise is Sufficient, right?
(BTW, Candy Corn was invented in 1888 by George Renninger of the Wunderle Candy Company in Philadelphia. Now you know.)
Today, October 20, marks the fifth anniversary of Your Inner Rhino.com!
The Staff is celebrating this Accomplishment, so We dressed for the Occasion.
Voila!: our Birthday Suit.
Rhinos have a complete body language vocabulary, most meaningful when used with other Rhinos, who are attuned to the gestures.
The Shrug is a good beginner’s gesture, meaning Ignorance (who knows?) or Indifference (who cares?). A Starter’s Set, involving a blank expression and shoulder lifts. With time, it can be enhanced or nuanced to mean just about anything.
Thus Rhinos can be critters of few words, but maintain our reputation for Eloquence.
Rhinos are not generally Sneaky or Stealthy, but We do have the innate capacity to engage our own Inscrutability. When it seems advisable, or just for fun, We just flip our own switch, and “Poof”, Where’d We go?!?
We like to see what’s happening here and there, and always have that Furtivity Card to play.
Rhinos are semi-Enigmatical.
‘Your Inner Rhino’s’ mission is hard to pinpoint, to say the least. The Staff covers many bases, as best We may, but the Effort takes its toll.
From time to time, We Rhinos must deal with the Stresses thitherto appertaining.
We need to kick back and unwind. For a few days.
Out of the blue.
Inspiration.
Every so often, Rhinos find ourselves in Situations which seem to defy Common Sense. The train of Events seems to have left the station when We were not paying attention. Possibly We were mentally in the Dining Car and got distracted. Or were dozing.
Anyhow, Rhinos must realize that Unusual Things can happen, with or without our Active Participation.
Fortunately Rhinos are engineered to deal with Unpredictable Moments. Yet another Natural Gift.
Your Inner Rhino 