We at ‘Your Inner Rhino’ enjoy holidays in a big way. We just jump in and go the distance!
Today is (and has been) World Penguin Day. Shown are 1) a sign that says so, and 2) a Rhino disguised as a Penguin. Ha ha! Fooled you!
When We Rhinos go incognito, We are slippery indeed.
Today Rhinos congratulate Mr. William Shakespeare, once again. That guy really gets around.
Many Happy Returns, We Rhinos say. Speaking of which, today is Mr. Shakespeare’s 455th birthday, which is a lot.
We are impressed.
Need We say more?
‘Your Inner Rhino’, putting Spring in your step!
Let’s face it: Rhinos are gifted at Camouflage.
The fact that We can disappear does not mean We should disappear.
We wonder, why should We have to hide? Hmm?
The Frisbee is an item of long standing. The ancient Greeks liked to play with a discus, similar to the modern Frisbee. After that, various objects suggested themselves for flinging. The Rhino Favorite is the pie plate, perhaps because of its happy associations.
Rhinos aren’t built for hurling themselves about, so Frisbees are attractive to Us because the folk who play seem to have a fine time. Thrills by association, one among many.
The toy company, Wham-O, owns the name Frisbee. So think twice before naming your child that.
Each and every Rhino is a Genius, though no two of Us are Spectacular in just the same way.
We Rhinos are a species with an enormous range of Individualities. Depending on what We look for as Marks of Distinction, We uncover a different Genius. This Rhino may be no good at This, but is Astoundingly Sensitive to That, etc., etc.
One by one, Rhinos just seem Delightful. Add Us all up, and you have a formula for Stupenditude. Times three.
Whereas it is true that Rhinos do not own hangers (wooden or wire), We felt you Readers might be interested in the sort of casual wear We would put onto those hangers, if We had them- hangers, that is.
Rhinos gravitate to snappy ensembles, though for Us they are hypothetical.
We also acknowledge and aspire to the majestic design talents of Scarlet Envy. What a gal!
St. Patrick’s Day honors a saint. However, it also celebrates many of the traits of the Irish, a spirited gang, if there ever was one.
On the Emerald Isle, cunningly phrased compliments are called ‘Blarney’.
Rhinos have to deal with these compliments all the time, up to our eyeballs at the very least. It is exhausting. Fortunately for Us, St. Patrick’s Day comes but once a year.
Due to our numerical limitations, Rhinos have little use for Pi as a mathematical concept.
Rhinos do have a chokehold on the concept of Pie, so that will have to do.
We do want to help you Readers celebrate Pi Day (3.14), so let Us all seize our forks!
Your Inner Rhino 