Bon anniversaire, Monsieur

Today is Voltaire’s birthday, 1694. He was a caustic social critic, and particularly daring for his day in History. He was prolific in all sorts of forms, from books and plays to letters and pamphlets. He presented a range of ideas that We take for granted today.

It might be a good time to point out that historically, freedom of speech is a modern idea.

So We Rhinos wish Voltaire a Happy Birthday. It’s entirely possible that he is correcting matters wherever he is at present.

The Unkind Word

It is a pity that so many Misunderstandings could be cleared up in an instant, and yet go unaddressed. Critters stagger through life, wishing they had fixed matters when it was possible.

‘After the Ball’, a song written by C.K. Harris in 1891, tells a story of injured feelings, dishonor, and rejection. Sentimental perhaps, but heartfelt and mega-popular in its day.

Rhinos have to be careful. Our sensibilities are delicate.

Flynoceros

Rhinos do not fly in the usual way, at least Not Yet.

It could be argued that Rhinos are not meant to fly ever, simply because We have not done it to date, that We know of. But there’s the hitch, right? Maybe We have flown all over the place when We weren’t paying attention, long ago. Our RAncestors may have suppressed that part to keep Us cheerful today.

So our hopes are high! Optimism is a Rhino Duty, ask anybody.

Please be patient

Rhinos sometimes get a reputation for being Aloof, with connotations of Snobbery. Lest We be misunderstood, We hasten to point out : We just have our minds on other things.

Rhino Levels of Concentration are legendary, at least amongst ourselves. When preoccupied, We go into a trance state where We are inaccessible. We do not snub through intention; We are unavoidably detained somewhere… else.

Eventually We loop back to the planet, at which time We are glad to be sociable.

 

The Porridge Debates

It must be faced: Goldilocks misspent part of her youth in criminal activities. However, there is more to the discussion.

Goldilocks was developing a flair for Comparative Analysis, a discernment which every young critter must acquire. By careful testing, Goldilocks establishes a pecking order for herself; This is more advantageous than That. So she is both the young thug and an upcoming authority. Folks have potential in many directions.

Philosophy is both multi-faceted and confusing. Every Rhino knows that much.

This Porridge is Just Right!

Goldilocks is a lucky girl. When the Three Bears discovered she had gobbled up their breakfast, they might have gobbled her up instead. But Folk Tales are peculiarly kind with the young in ways that Nature seldom is in the Wild.

What We Rhinos also notice in this story is the emphasis on Goldilocks’ contentment; things must comply with her desires to make the grade. Entitlement apparently has to start somewhere… “Just Right” indeed!

In the Wild, ‘Goldilocks and the Three Bears’ is told from quite a different angle, you may believe.