What are Streets for, if not for Dancing in?
Obviously, not much.
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Here and There
Your Inner Rhino got a request for a Cheshire Cat, following the 1-27 post saluting Lewis Carroll. Being the pro-Reader organization We are, We leapt into the saddle, and here We go.
It is no mean trick to make a two-ton critter disappear, trust Us. It requires cunning… which fortunately We got.
Note: the Cat’s teeth are false; Rhinos don’t have front teeth. We knew you’d want that point clarified.
National Pie Day
Rhinos are oh-so-much into the spirit of Pie Day, snarfing up foods that make Us merry. We need a lot of food to keep ourselves in trim, and pie is always an attractive idea.
We do not actually have pie in the Wild, but We can conjecture pie at any time, with crust or without. All of our pies are vegetable pies, that being all We eat.
Pictured is a Grass Pie, a recipe of our own.
Hooray!
This is National Popcorn Day. Fun Food for Fun Food Fans.
Rhinos are not particularly neat eaters, and We apologize to our Readers if We give offense.
Oh, Pooh!
January 18 is the birthday of AA Milne, 1882. Drawing inspiration from his young son, he created a world of stuffed toys, each with a personality and endearing quirks. This world was brought to life by EH Shepard, the illustrator of Winnie the Pooh, as well as The Wind in the Willows.
What a charming legacy, Rhino or no Rhino. Thank you, Gentlemen.
On the job in a jiffy…
Dear Readers, today is Your Inner Rhino‘s 800th post!
In honor of the event, the Staff is taking the next few days off.
Don’t panic; We’ll be back on Monday, full of Sass.
What goes up…
Sir Isaac Newton was born in 1643. He was a smart fellow. One day an apple fell on his head and he invented Gravity, mostly. He then came up with a formula to prove it.
If Sir Isaac was a Rhino, he would have eaten the apple and thought no more about it.
For more Gravity Talk, see Archive, Oct. 1, 2015.
Gussied Up
Whatever trying events may have occurred this year, whatever misgivings one may have about the coming year, Rhinos feel it is best to greet the event with bells on.
Whatever, is what We say.
All a-Flutter
Happy First Day of Christmas from Your Inner Rhino.
With a Candy Heart
Raggedy Ann is a creation of author and illustrator Johnny Gruelle (b.1880). He based his tales on a doll his mother made for his sister when she was little.
Raggedy Ann and her brother, Raggedy Andy- and their colorful friends, are Rhino favorites.
Part of Ann and Andy’s charm is that on their chests are the words “I Love You”. How could they ever go wrong?
Your Inner Rhino 