Category Archives: R Life Lessons

Expiration Dates

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Rhinos in the Wild can live into their 30s, but events often shorten our life span, Naturally. The longest lived Rhino on record today has made it to 50- in captivity. That is all Nature allots Us.

Rhinos and Lobsters seldom cross paths, for obvious reasons. What you may not know is that Lobsters can live Forever. Really, no joke. Left alone and free from injury or disease, there is no Natural reason for them to die- Ever. They are unique that way.

Look it up. We did and were impressed, for sure.

 

 

Le Maitre

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Moliere (b.1622) is possibly the greatest French playwright ever. His works have been produced around the world, in his own day and in ours.

Rhinos are all for him, despite the fact that the culture he wrote about is long gone. Human nature seems not to have changed much, so his work is still interesting.

A brief catalogue would feature Tartuffe, The Misanthrope, The Learned Ladies, The Imaginary Invalid, and The Miser.

Toutes nos felicitations.  (If you add some accents to that, it’s French.)

Nature’s Classroom

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In the Wild, where Rhinos mostly live, mirrors are in short supply. So Moms often have to supply information as best they can. For some reason, RhinoTots find mouths endlessly fascinating, so these familial exams are not uncommon.

The casual Reader may better understand the situation if you try to look into your own mouth without mechanical aid. See? Or rather, don’t See, right?

Rhino Education, cutting edge, every time.