Please do not suppose that We Rhinos are not trying to make sense of what goes on around Us. We do. Still, We have not managed to arrive at any startling conclusions.
What Rhinos do know is: Nature offers no Guarantees, long term or short.
Category Archives: Naturally Speaking
Surprise!
Just because a plant smells benign does not mean it is compatible with the Rhino Diet. That is why our first nibble is delicate, in case there has been an error in the plant selection.
In the Wild, you have to pay attention.
On Track
Each of our Rhino heads is like a train station, with trains of thought chugging in and out all the time.
That’s just how it is.
Refinements
Rhinos all get older on a daily basis, Naturally. We acknowledge the process. We Mature.
However, Rhinos have limited interest in Growing Up.
Where’s the fun in that?
Ponderations
Rhinos are always aware of the Natural World in which We are mere participants, one species among many.
We wonder if this World is merely a forerunner of the Next World, whatever that might be, OR perhaps it is the reward for our Last World?
Since We cannot really say if these surmises have anything to recommend them, Rhinos like to concentrate on this World, and be Grateful.
Under the bridge…
Rhinos do have Bad Days. Those days are unpredictable, but occasionally the stars align in such a way that We feel like disgruntled trolls.
This is one of the main reasons Rhinos celebrate Tomorrow. Whatever is out of whack may correct itself, making Us capable of standing our own company.
Yes. Rhinos celebrate Tomorrow.
Nature’s Classroom
In the Wild, where Rhinos mostly live, mirrors are in short supply. So Moms often have to supply information as best they can. For some reason, RhinoTots find mouths endlessly fascinating, so these familial exams are not uncommon.
The casual Reader may better understand the situation if you try to look into your own mouth without mechanical aid. See? Or rather, don’t See, right?
Rhino Education, cutting edge, every time.
Refridged
Rhinos today all belong in warm places. That’s where Nature plopped Us, and We need to be content there. Our body heating systems are calibrated for our home turf, so dancing off to chilly locales is fraught with peril. Not to mention, it’s cold as … can be.
Dang!
Jack be nimble!
Log rolling is a major Rhino Sport. Not that We actually do it ourselves for varied reasons (most related to anatomy and physics and opportunity) but We can definitely imagine getting into it.
Even when one’s Outer Rhino can’t handle the assignment, the Inner Rhino is always ready to rock- and roll.
Moving Parts
Rhinos do not have any clear picture of what is going on inside Us. We eat, We gurgle, We poop; that’s the whole shebang.
Still, when we feel queasy, We imagine what’s up. The diagrams We concoct don’t fool anybody, but they can be oddly comforting at the time.
Please bear in mind that each of Us is both Patient and Physician. We just get better, or We don’t, and that is that.
Your Inner Rhino 