Rhino gals often forget that the reward of an afternoon’s excitement is 15 or 16 months of pregnancy. Toward the end of these preparations, things can wear thin.
Fortunately, Rhinos don’t count and have weak time concepts, so We just put up with it, and hope it will be over sometime soon. Eventually, our hopes are fulfilled.
The good news is that Rhino babies seldom weigh much over 100 pounds, so that’s a relief!
Today Your Inner Rhino felt We should celebrate the work of Rachel Carson, whose books The Sea Around Us and The Silent Spring did so much to raise public awareness of global pollution and what might be done to stem it.
We Rhinos, all critters, the air, the earth, and the seas are indebted for her active interest.
Thanks, Ms. Carson.
Rhino dating is a brisk business, geared entirely toward making more Rhinos. We might try to make it seem more romantic, but Spin is not the Rhino Way.
Part One is the girl Rhino letting guy Rhinos know she is in the mood. (It should be noted that the guy Rhinos go berserk once they get this message.)
Part Two is the guy Rhinos thrashing out who is going to do what. Very Physical.
Part Three is getting together. Remarkably Enthusiastic.
Steps Two and Three involve a lot of heavy duty Rough & Tumble, sometimes with catastrophic results for the Participants. Neither sad nor jolly nor romantic- just how it is.
Today is National Tap Dance Day, a Rhino favorite among human holidays. Good times guaranteed.
One thing Rhinos have going for Us is We have three hooves per limb; We have a lot to Tap with. We can tap galore. And occasionally We do.
What We lack in Accuracy, We make up for in Flamboyance.
Why sacrifice Composure when the solution to many squabbles is always handy?
Just say Nothing. Rhinos use this cure-all frequently.
Thus We redefine Eloquence.
When We Rhinos find ourselves embarking on an Endeavor that could get Prickly (botanically or personally), We take Precautions.
Rhinos embody a remarkable combination of sensitivity, awareness and insight; so in our planetary interactions We risk getting our Feelings Hurt.
But get this: We sidestep that hazard by only taking one Feeling with Us, leaving the others safely behind. That way, at worst only one can get bruised! Brilliant!
Hip hip hooray! It is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s birthday. In 1887 he gave the public The Study in Scarlet, the first Sherlock Holmes adventure. Holmes lived in London, which back then was a lot foggier than it is now, due to pollution controls in the early 1950s and 60s.
Not many Rhinos resided in London at the time. The air was not breathable (and We require a lot on a daily basis). It’s better now, but there are many fewer Rhinos, so We only visit every so often.
Pity.
This is a reminder that it is better to have your hat blown off than to have your head blown off.
Your Inner Rhino is jumping to a conclusion here. We cannot find anyone to testify on the topic who has experienced both.
We looked and looked.
Today is Henri Rousseau’s birthday. We Rhinos like his style. It seems immediate, direct, a very personal approach. No invisible formality or expectation.
M. Rousseau was self-taught, which is Very Rhino. We only gravitate to situations or academies where things keep moving. A healthy glance at M. Rousseau’s work and you know he was not trying to please anybody else; he was doing his own thing.
What other ‘thing’ is there to do?
Some mornings We wake up and mentally don our Fancy Pants.
Everybody’s grateful.
Your Inner Rhino 