Sometimes, even We Rhinos don’t have a sense of what’s next. We’re neither here nor there, nor sooner nor later, neither intrigued nor disinterested.
Usually it doesn’t take long for things to take a turn in one direction or another. Nature’s like that.
Spring has sprung! The US Masters Tournament is underway, for all you Golfanatics out there.
Rhinos are not usually found among the players at golf courses. The grounds folk seem to feel the grass is jeopardized by our tread.
Obviously, the issue with Us is more the taste of the grass than its fragility.
Nature probably had many things in mind when creating the Wind, but one of the parts Rhinos like best is the Breeze, sneaking up and giving Us a whiff, a tiny surprise ‘hello’ from the blue.
Makes every minute an anticipatory Thrill.
Rhinos are natural collectors of Wisdom; We feel its Gravitational Pull. But one thing We must accept prior to getting even cleverer, and that is our own Ignorance. Without Ignorance, there would never be any Wisdom!
Once We understand that We don’t understand, it makes the whole process a lot easier. We can hunt around for an insight or two, and then move on from there.
That’s the Your Inner Rhino System, in action!
Weeds usually means undesirable plants, but for Rhinos, it mostly means Inedible Plants, today. Most plants need some time to get delicious, but until their moment comes, they count as Weeds.
Also, there are Weeds which Rhinos will never eat. They are there for everybody else to eat, which seems fair to Us.
All in all, Nature shoots straight.
Rhinos are tolerant of Excuses, mostly because the majority of them are vaguely ridiculous.
Rhinos are into Humor, whatever the source.
Without mirrors, what would any of Us suppose We look like?
Rhinos (being mirrorless) assume We look great, and consequently, We’re right. And if We’re wrong, so what?
We still smell marvelous.
No matter the sincerity of the aspiration, it may be that Rhinos are not designed to Scurry. We have tried to get it, but the knack of it eludes Us. We get the best coaches and motivational speakers, but still, the only ‘A’ We ever see is for Effort.
These realizations keep our egos from getting bloated. So that’s probably a good thing.
At last! April Fool’s Day, offering Solutions for the Smug.
Ah yes, it’s time to suit up for tomorrow, that day-of-days when you need your whoopee cushion, dribble glass, and exploding cigar at the ready.
A word of warning: make sure you plan a quick get-away. You may need it.
Your Inner Rhino 