Rhinos are always generous with Criticism, but 99% of it is aimed at our own output, in whatever form is under discussion.
We are “Back-to-the-Drawing Board” critters, when conditions demand it. Why settle?
Reader’s Reminder
When and if you would like to see the drawings on Your Inner Rhino more clearly, just Click on them, and they should automatically enlarge themselves for you.
After an hour or so, when you have seen enough, Click on the margin, and you will go back to the main menu.
Your Inner Rhino, doing its bit to enhance your viewing experience…
Out on a Limb
Nature has not designed Rhinos to live in the trees, sorry to say. Still, it looks like pretty grand times to Us.
But We do not fret. We let our RImaginations take the reins and figure out what sort of house We would create IF We could get up there.
Merry times for Us! (And We don’t need Zoning Commissions.)
Hey Presto!
Magic is all about snappy shifts: it was that thing, now it’s this thing! Ta Daaaaah.
So everything doesn’t take a bunch of time to change. Sometimes a Rhino will just have an Insight, and then, Zap!, everything is different. A Change of Mind.
Wands are optional.
Tickling the Ivories
Signor Bartolomeo Cristofori (b. 1655) is credited with inventing the Piano, somewhere around 1700. It had only four octaves, but made a big impression. Another example of a Good Beginning, which is often all it takes.
Rhinos are not designed to play the Piano, having only three toes per foot. Of course, reading music is not a RhinoSkill, but We can pretend We know what We’re doing; many other players do.
Rhinos don’t need to hog the spotlight to achieve Satisfaction.
Finding out
Rhinos are naturally curious; it’s a sign of Great Intellect, at least that’s the way We tell it.
Since We cannot read, Rhinos have our own methods of doing research. These methods answer our needs, and why else would We do the research anyway? (We only pretend to read, just for the picture.)
Your Inner Rhino, always tellin’ it like it is.
Sensationalities
Rhino Wiring is pretty intricate, many systems all going full speed almost always. As you probably realize, Rhino bodies are big, and so there are all sorts of sensations which each or any part can produce. We are a lot to keep track of.
Happily We enjoy good health, all things being equal. But We do have inklings, and when inkled, We respond to that call for attention.
Just common sense, right?
Skipping ’round the May Pole
Today, hanging a May Day flower basket on a loved one’s door may seem Quaint. But Rhinos are a sentimental gang, for which We make no apologies.
Your Inner Rhino hopes you Readers have a nostalgiastic May First.
Keeping it moving
Rhinos are spiritually Teflon Coated, thank heaven. When We encounter a Negative Influence, We just slide on by, untainted.
We would point out, in passing, that there are few natural Negative Influences in the Wild, which is helpful. Rhinos mostly deal with what We’ve got, not what We could get.
Bicycular Infancy
Hr. Karl Drais (b. 1785), was the German inventor of the Velocipede (1817), the precursor of the bike. It was the first machine with 2 wheels in a single line. It “ran” by the leg power of the rider, paddling along at a goodly speed.
The Velocipede had a few problems: 1) it was made of wood and very heavy, 2) the roads were terrible, and 3) sidewalks were better, but accidents were bountiful for unsuspecting pedestrians. Oh yes, it had no mechanical brakes.
The Rhino POV: everything has a beginning, with wrinkles or without. Happy Birthday, Hr. Drais.
Your Inner Rhino 