Nature probably had many things in mind when creating the Wind, but one of the parts Rhinos like best is the Breeze, sneaking up and giving Us a whiff, a tiny surprise ‘hello’ from the blue.
Makes every minute an anticipatory Thrill.
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Calendar Considerations
At last! April Fool’s Day, offering Solutions for the Smug.
The Joy Buzzer
Ah yes, it’s time to suit up for tomorrow, that day-of-days when you need your whoopee cushion, dribble glass, and exploding cigar at the ready.
A word of warning: make sure you plan a quick get-away. You may need it.
On Assignment
We Rhinos are occasionally disruptive, it is true. Nature has given Us plenty of wherewithal for Party Critter-dom, and We need to keep these skills and proclivities in shape.
Not every critter is up to the job, as We are.
Somebody’s got to get ‘er done!
the Simple Explanation
M. Joseph Liouville, b. 1809, was the pioneer of Transcendental Numbers (a real number, but not a root of an algebraic equation with rational roots.) Oddly enough, Rhinos get this idea pretty well, assuming it means numbers that can’t be counted. In our case, that takes care of all of them, except 1, 2, and 3.
We’re glad M. Liouville cleared that up.
Maestro!!!
Here’s saluting Mr. Stephen Sondheim, whose contributions to American Musicals have been so memorable.
Some guy!
National Fragrance Day
Rhinos are all Scent Oriented, so it should come as no surprise that We trailblazed Perfume Development, back with the Assyrians, Much Years BC. You take some Castor Oil, and then toss fruits and flowers and herbs in there. Voila! (That is a translation from the ancient Assyrian.)
Scentography and its History. Your Inner Rhino marches on.
Also, if you are sluggish, you can drink it. It’ll cure what ails you.
Nature’s Secret Ingredients
As you Readers may have suspected, We Rhinos are made up of Music, to a large extent.
What else could account for Us?
Shillelagh-izing
All the O’Rhinos wish you the very Most and More… as is alway the case.
Munching
We Rhinos are not sure where the expression “Biting off more than you can chew” came from, but We guarantee it did not come from a Rhino.
No how.
Your Inner Rhino 