Old in what sense?

Mr. Robert Bailey Thomas, b. 1766, was the originator of The Farmer’s Almanac, first published in 1792.  It was a popular compendium of country wit & wisdom, and practical info people wanted. It’s still going today, 225 years later, which is a US publishing record.

In 1832, Mr. Thomas, then 66, changed the title to The Old Farmer’s Almanac. The Rhino Question is: what does ‘Old’ mean in the title? Is it the voice of country sages, or Mr. Thomas was feeling tired, or is it a journal intended for wrinkly farmers?

Your Inner Rhino has much to Ponder.

Goin’ to the Chapel of Love

Charlotte Bronte was born today in 1818. In time, 1847 exactly, she wrote Jane Eyre, under the nom de plume ‘Currer Bell”. It is a tale of a girl’s formative years, and the trials she faces consequently.

Fire plays a big part in this story. Rhinos Worldwide remind the Readers to be Very Careful with matches.

Also, if you decide to be a governess, check out your employer ahead of time.

Notorious

Today is Lucrezia Borgia’s birthday, back in 1480. Her family was ambitious and ruthless. Perhaps her family’s enemies are responsible for Lucrezia’s reputation as a Poisoner.

The telling issue is that nobody has ever figured out who got poisoned. Yet her damaged reputation remains.

Ugly Rumors can be hard to squelch.

 

Feeling Upbeat

Today marks the 900th Post from Your Inner Rhino. We’re feeling modestly sassy about the fact, naturally.

Thank you, all you Readers. Tell your friends to check in with YIR, also any strangers who look like they could profit from this brand of Wisdom (which is doubtless most of them).

This is a Sumatran Rhino, doing a Cake Walk, appropriate to the occasion.

the silent ‘Q’

Rhinos are not good at SCRABBLE, since We can neither spell nor count. We like the little tiles though, and the board is pretty. One advantage Rhinos do have: We play equally well in all 29 languages SCRABBLE comes in.

In RhinO there are a lot more silent letters than in the Reader’s alphabet, which explains a lot.

Mr. Alfred M. Butts invented SCRABBLE in 1938. Today is his birthday (1899). It seems fitting to salute him, as he has provided a lot of good times to YIR‘s Readership.

FORE!!

Spring has sprung! The US Masters Tournament is underway, for all you Golfanatics out there.

Rhinos are not usually found among the players at golf courses. The grounds folk seem to feel the grass is jeopardized by our tread.

Obviously, the issue with Us is more the taste of the grass than its fragility.