Loops

10-3 in the loop

We are reflecting upon “loops”. Being “in the loop” means you are part of a gang who share information or beliefs or tastes. Being “out of the loop” means you aren’t and probably don’t. You have your “in crowd”, and all the rest of Us; The Loopless.

Loops probably begin innocently enough, two critters agreeing on something. But as more critters join up, the glue of looping is assent to the organizing principle. Shortly, the principle is ruling the loop. Nobody is thinking any more, just assenting and gaining a sense of vigor from the fellow “in crowd”. Loopsters Unite!

The Rhino Position on this is No Thank You. Believe in what suits Us each today, not what suited Us, or somebody else, yesterday. Or the day before.

Free Thinkers, a Wild bunch, for sure.

Fly me to the Moon…

9-30 SpaceRhino

It turns out that getting to Outer Space requires elaborate preparations. We have made R Inquiries, so We know. It takes Technology.

Rhinos have no Technology or even technology at all. So We take Alternative Action; We Concentrate, and then, Up We Go! From all We can glean, our experience is just as Satisfying, though perhaps our version of Satisfaction is different from a more organized Scientific Community. Either method, everyone is happy, which is as rare as it is nice.

More importantly, We can hear the stars singing while We’re here, so why interfere up there?

Hissstories

9-29 Hisstory

Take it or leave it, We Rhinos are constantly sought out as Good Listeners. We are examining a shrub, and up comes Somebody to chat. By “chat” We really mean, pour out its heart. We are equally skilled at dealing with any topic, happy to say.

Visitor size, shape or locomotion are immaterial. Anyway, this Visiting Critter simply starts reporting. We putter along, while keeping close track of the Visitor, and occasionally grunting or coughing. Maybe a chuckle or sneeze.

When the Visitor has said its piece, it returns to its proper sphere in the Wild.

What makes Rhino Counselors both popular and useful is that We offer no Advice. We usually have no idea what was said in the first place, and wouldn’t think to repeat it, even if We could.

We are just glad to be of Service.

You are not the Boss of Me

9-27 RomoCop

Rhinos are not good with Authority Figures. We are too willful to assume Somebody Else knows more about what’s what than We do. They aren’t dealing with our issues, so how should They know how to behave, better than We do?

Other critters like other systems, like packs or hives or herds. We respect any critters that make a go of it, however they manage. But with Rhinos, each critter is so distinguished that there just is no room for a crown or a cigar or whatever. We each get some turf, and attend to it.

Historically speaking, We have tried I-tell-You-what-to-do Arrangements. But it has never lasted more than an hour or two. We just get into a rumpus, and when the dust settles, We each go on about our own business. Nobody is any the wiser for the experience, but We each feel better for having put our foot down.

What We put it down on is anyone’s guess.

Oceana Roll

 

9-26 Wuh-oh!

Very disorienting, salt water. We cannot see well enough to judge the conditions rightly. Also, salt water is impossible to analyze by nose, which is our primary guidance system. Oceans are too moody, and that’s a fact. And you can’t drink them.

We wade sometimes, but only as far as our legs are planted. None of this bobbing-around business.

We stay where are We are designed for. Fresh water.

Why tempt Fate?

The Same but not…

9-25 All the Difference

So We have been wondering if there is any meaningful difference between the Inner Rhino and the Inner Grasshopper, or the Inner Cranberry, for that matter. Maybe that spark is universal, a gift from Nature that defines Life itself?

On the outside We appear to be one thing or another, but Inside, where it counts, maybe We aren’t. We can mostly all tell when something is alive or not, right? How do We do it? Maybe We know because there is something inside Us that responds to that in the other Being. We don’t get that with a rock, but We do know a live potato when We see one. Usually.

Your Inner Rhino tackles these conundrums with determination, if not a lot of insight.

Fore-Timing

9-22 OutSourcing

So here is the question of the day: Where does Time come from? We all know how to tell it, waste it and forget it, but where is Time actually stored, prior to its arrival here on the scene? Now is the use of Time already upon us, but the Future is going to need new, unblemished Time, right?

A related question would be: where does the Time go? Does it recycle? Is it evaluated somehow, and by whom? Is Time the stuff of History and whose version wins the cake?

Rhinos don’t feel We are closer to these answers than We were 32 million years ago, but We are still mumbling it over to ourselves, from Time to Time.

On your toes!

 

9-20 ShiftingTurf

The Earth is always up to something. What was there has arrived here, what was underwater is now on top of a mountain, and When is anybody’s guess. Developments! Quickly or leisurely, hither, thither, to and/or fro.

But one thing We can bet on is: It’s not the same as yesterday. Period. Who writes these rules? Who knows? We just stay alert. In case. Thank goodness, Rhinos are made nimble.

And by the way, it’s snowing at the beach.

 

9-17 E-phant2

So, after more consideration, what if it turns out that Elephants are a riot? Maybe they are witty at some cosmic level.

The point here is not about Elephants, but about Rhinoid Limitations. Maybe We just don’t get the joke. It doesn’t mean the joke is lame; maybe our perception is out of whack.

What happens if it turns out they’re funnier than We are?

A lot to chew over.