No matter how Grand our fancies, We Rhinos are a down-to-earth crowd. How ever self-confident We may be, and with every good reason, We are not given to Pride.
In fact, We avoid particular Attitudes. This is because Rhinos are somewhat Mercurial: Hotsy-totsy one minute, and Down-and-dirty the next.
We are quick to shift gears, which is a sign of either mental agility or unusual circuitry. We’ve never figured out which.
Some Rhinos are prone to Random Fretting, while others are generally Placid.
Worrying can be enjoyable, if We are wired that way. And often, We won’t have to fuss over that same topic again, so We can apply our creativity to a new angst. Concerns refer to situations without a known outcome, requiring alertness.
We are not discussing dealing with Problems, which have Solutions. We are discussing Anxiety as a Hobby.
There is a song which addresses ways to get to Scotland, either the High Road or the Low Road. Scotland is well worth the visit, but Rhinos seldom make elaborate travel schemes.
We like the Trip itself, which may or may not deliver Us to a destination. Lots to see, many critters to chat up. Sooner or later, so what?
Happy Trails, that’s the Rhino Idea.
All right, Fashion Victims. It is time to crack out all those White Garments that were taboo until now.
You only have until Labor Day, so wear them, and wear them out.
Or you can let out Your Inner Rhino, and wear nothing. It works for Us.
Natural Ebullience has been a Rhino Trait as long as anybody can recall.
If it is a shortcoming, Rhinos shoulder it with Good Cheer.
Ask anybody.
Rhinos call it “Fantasia in R”.
And why not?
There is usually a great deal to accomplish in a Rhino’s day. Busy, busy, busy. Consequently, much gets done. But some of Us get carried away; We can’t stop fussing dawn to dusk. And overnight.
We at ‘Your Inner Rhino’ would like to point out that when We are Doing Nothing, We are still Doing. RIght?
Chilling is one of the RhinoSkills that makes Us so appealing.
Some Habits are difficult to give up or alter.
Of the projects in a Rhino’s life, many of these Habits seem pretty innocent, so why the fuss?
MYOB, that’s what We say.
Rhinos are always grateful for Nature’s attentions in creating our species. But We can’t help wondering if there aren’t a few improvements lurking around the corner.
Armadillos make good and encouraging teachers . Rhinos often wonder if rolling into a ball would enhance our experience in the Wild. Unfortunately, to date none of Us has managed it.
Neither Effort nor Practice has been enough. Perhaps Rhinos are meant to appreciate what We have.
Rhino Minds are notorious for our Amazing Agility. An idea pops up, ricochets around the rink like a hockey puck, and We are off to the races!
One part of the mind goes one place, and fifteen other parts go to sixteen other places. What it lacks in organization, this system makes up for in Enthusiasm and Cunning. Of a seldom-discussed sort.
It’s pretty thrilling being Us. Right?
Your Inner Rhino 