By the time you read this, it may be Today, Yesterday, or Tomorrow (depending), but December 1 is National Pie Day!
YIR is making this effort so that ingredients can be rounded up and wrestled into submission. Or just go get a pie or two, fork in hand.
Or thumb. Pretty good holiday, right?!?
Rhino days are demanding, and nights too. Complex schedules, schemes and plans, dietary considerations… it can play havoc with one’s nerves.
Fortunately, Rhinos have Natural systems for keeping our Equilibrium (whatever that is) Equilibriated.
Rhinos can just shift from one mental state to another at will; We just set the dial to “Frivolity”, and start to cha-cha. See? All better, now.
This is a Reminder that today is National Cake Day! Rhino Observations and Insights seem unnecessary, since Everybody knows how to celebrate such a momentous occasion.
With or without a fork.
There is no day like Today for having a Fine Time. Any Rhino could tell you that. It’s tricky to have a Fine Day Tomorrow, even if you plan it. And even excellent Yesterdays, though memorable, are admittedly over.
So We Rhinos concentrate our energies on embracing Today, since its the only day where We can crank up the Volume and wiggle.
Also, it’s the very best day for a Snack.
Need We say more?
Rhinos are only slightly acquainted with Boredom. We are so intensely involved with our many Insights and Observations that We never lack Stimulation.
On occasion, for fun, We Rhinos might do our ‘Bored Routine’, but our imitations are seldom convincing.
It is not easy to suppress that alert R Twinkle in our eye.
Talk about an occasion that depends on First Impressions! Seriously.
From all of Us at Your inner Rhino, TRICK or TREAT!
There is a tradition of Witches riding about on Brooms at Halloween, cackling madly. Picturesque, We grant you.
But let Us slow down: Rhinos are big. As in very Big. Transportation by Twig? It sounds so Unlikely, no matter how much Imagination We bring to the topic.
Brooms? Good luck with that. Find another Customer.
Old Rhino Slogan: The Critter that Cackles last, Cackles best.
What? You thought maybe this stuff grows on trees?
Your Inner Rhino, setting the record straight.
Oooooh-OOOOOO-OOH-ooooooooooooooee-hee-heee.
Etc.
Your Inner Rhino 