Great story teller, Charles Perrault, albeit a while ago. Good stories are good stories, lots of staying power.
Readers might find Rhino versions of his works almost unrecognizable; Rhino priorities are not universally identical to those of the Readership. Still, RhinoTots like them the way We tell them. Which is why We tell them our way.
Before any more of you Readers complain, We at YIR are aware that yesterday was Bubble Bath Day. You have so many excellent holidays, but this one slipped past Us. Sorry and there, there. No harm meant.
Rubber duckies, for one and all.
Perhaps tardy, but still well-meaning, which must count for something. This sort of mix-up is not uncommon, which is why Rhinos tend to put the matter to rest, often before two turtle doves are ever mentioned. The collateral damage involved in a full shipment is too awful to compute.
We think of ourselves as Thoughtful. Win/Win.
Today is the Winter Solstice, which means more to the Reader than it does to Us Rhinos. That is because of your faith that the world is round. We have heard all about it, but remain unconvinced. (see 1-26-15)
Still, in the spirit of critter commonality, We salute your Demarcation. If you live someplace A, it’s the shortest, Someplace B, the longest day, or night. Whatever you believe on a daily basis, Solstices have charm as an idea, and Rhinos are suckers for charm, no doubt about it.
As you can well imagine.
Today is Your Inner Rhino‘s 400th posting! (That is more than 200, in case you find numbers as confusing as We do.)
Wishing you Readers all the best, with thanks for tuning in.
Yabba Dabba Doo, as We conquistadors are inclined to murmur.
Rhinos are not often thought of as Humble, and there is a good reason for that. We 99.7% aren’t.
Still, We do a good imitation, a sort of chameleon routine of Modesty. Those who do not know Us well are fooled.
You can see why. Rhinos are a cunning bunch, no doubt about it.
Black Cats are supposed to be unlucky, but it turns out that Black Cats feel the same way about Rhinos.
Surprise!
“Look out, Sleepy Hollow!” That’s what We say.
FYI, Rhinos do not ride real horses. We are too Big.
Note: if you can tell Time, set your clocks back tonight. YIR, attentive to Readers’ Concerns.
Sweets to the Sweet…
Trick-or-Treating does have a lurking hazard factor: the Treats.
Like you n-n-n-n-n-n-n-needed to be told, r-r-r-r-r-right?
Your Inner Rhino 