Skol, as they say

4-2 P&Pea
Hans Christian Andersen wrote a lot of stories for children, back in old Denmark. We are fans of his. Perhaps a bit wistful, but all in all, Great Work.

The Princess and the Pea requires a RhinoStretch, as any Rhino would have smelled the pea the minute she went into the bedroom, mattresses or no mattresses. Unless she had a cold. Peas make a good bedtime snack. Mattresses can be tasty too, depending on  what’s inside.

Still, a big tall bed is much fun to think about, and mental gymnastics is a Rhino Specialty. As you Readers know.

BULLETT for entries

Secret Service

3-10 LipsSealed
Rhinos are good at keeping secrets, partly because everyone knows most things already anyway.

Also, Individual Details don’t intrigue Us; We don’t hold onto them.

What is interesting is what other critters think is important enough to keep secret.

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Grimm Desserts

2-27 PushComes2Shove

That Gretel, what a gal! While Hansel is packing on the pounds, she takes care of business.

In the Grimm Brothers’ story this involves some incineration, which is definitely NotRhino. No fire, no way!

Still, a girl has to do what she must to even the odds, using the equipment available.

When Push comes to Shove, call Gretel.

Once upon a time…

2-10 Storytime?

Every critter has a story, about which the rest of Us know either nothing or precious little.

What is striking for Us Rhinos is that We are almost as hazy when We ponder our own stories. We are not sure about our own character and the goals We assume We must have there somewhere.

There just seems to be a lot more Unknown than Known, ya know?

 

 

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Overloading

1-25 Filings
It may seem that Rhino Sensibilities, acute and discerning as they are, are a Natural Bonanza. Obviously, We Rhinos can’t imagine ourselves without these gifts; they are part and parcel of our package.

However, when the incoming data is so titanic, keeping everything straight is often beyond our capacities. We can’t store things in an orderly fashion. Simply too much to juggle.

Fortunately for Us, We don’t care. Why fuss over what is not possible? We rest assured that if We need to know something, Guidance is available at every turn.