One way to tell if something is Fiction or not is, does it make sense? If it does, it’s Fiction.
Rhinos are not fictional. We put ideas together, but We don’t put our faith in the picture they present.
That would just be silly.
Category Archives: Rhino Nifty
Happy New Year!
This is the Year of the Monkey.
Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil… Looks like a System to Us.
Rhinos enjoy advice, whether We take it or not.
If the shoe fits…
On whimsical occasions, We Rhinos like to debate about what size boot would be required to kick all the Pepper out of any of Us.
The result of these reveries is a general consensus that Nature must feel there are distinct benefits to the Rhino prickly disposition.
Which means, We are dandy as We are. Which is no surprise, right?
Cubism-ed
February 4 is Fernand Leger’s birthday, but a while ago. Still, We think highly of his painting style and rich output. Feels Rhinocerine to Us, and who would be better judges of that Essential than We are? He had what it takes to make Us tintinnabulate.
When We like ’em, We say so. Ask anybody.
The Big Picture
If each Rhino is a work of art, there is an obvious issue; We present a mighty large canvas to deal with. Also, there are the gymnastics involved in applying the color.
Fortunately, Rhinos are almost all ambidextrous.
It isn’t enough to just be Visionary.
Vary Careful Listening
Not every Rhino can communicate with Rocks. Rocks give off vibrations, which is how they make their thoughts available. Not every Rhino has the patience to get the message.
RhinoRockReaders say that Rocks are most interested in their own mass; are they getting bigger or smaller, working their way to pebbleness or bolderhood? We are told that Rocks do not care which direction is their trend, but they do ponder.
One thing with Rocks, they are seldom in a hurry.
Pie are squared…
Tomorrow is National Pie Day. Your Inner Rhino wanted to remind you in advance so you could get your pie stuff together.
Since Rhinos do not really bake (lacking virtually everything needed for the exercise) you may be happy to learn We are not including recipes.
We don’t have them, and you wouldn’t want them.
National Hat Day
Skeetering in under the wire, We Rhinos salute you Readers’ holiday, with some elegance if little sense of modern fashion.
If it’s on our head, it’s a Hat, say We. Chins up.
Insecurities
Sometimes We Rhinos are prey to Vague Dread. At such times, each of Us creates a little psychic Hideaway in which to fuss about our predicaments.
Occasionally We stew away in isolation for hours… until We get hungry.
More often, the fun of imagining the Hideaway is so absorbing, We forget why We bothered to hide in the first place.
In a lather
Before any more of you Readers complain, We at YIR are aware that yesterday was Bubble Bath Day. You have so many excellent holidays, but this one slipped past Us. Sorry and there, there. No harm meant.
Rubber duckies, for one and all.
Your Inner Rhino 