Here is a promotional piece done a few years back, intended to win the unqualified devotion of the unwary. As a Your Inner Rhino Reader, please feel free to send it on to any impressionable folk you know. Feel free to gush.
No. We have no shame.
Category Archives: R Lite
Coming and Going
Topical Fashion, yet another Your Inner Rhino area of interest. If it weren’t so stimulating, it would be exhausting.
Either way, We Rhinos are on our toes and on the alert.
Spunky Gal
Anne Bonny may or may not have been born this day in about 1702, give or take. She had a rather murky career, but the big feature was her time as a Pirate, plying the Caribbean.
Your Inner Rhino mentions her, not because We approve of Plundering, but because Ms. Bonny was enterprising. Get-up-and-go deserves mention.
FYI, nobody is sure what became of her after they decided to hang her. Enterprising… and Slippery.
National Tooth Fairy Day
Fortunately, unless a child nearby lost a tooth today, this post is good year-round. To such a child We offer our apologies.
Rhinos are not comfortable indoors, so We only do Tooth Fairy Duty for children who sleep outdoors.
National Cherry Pie Day
Why bother with utensils, right?
On our sleeve
Sending all Your Inner Rhino Readers a token of our affectionate regard…
One day early…
On tiptoe comes Your Inner Rhino, to steal your heart away…
Snipping Fools
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. It’s always a demanding time for Rhinos. Much preparation.
We are affectionate by Nature.
a Double Bill
Jules Verne was born today in 1828. He was an early leader in Science Fiction, meticulously researching his topics. His fame is well-deserved.
Today is also National Kite Day.
Your Inner Rhino covers many topics.
Bamboozled
Today is National Chopsticks Day, just to remind you. While Rhinos enjoy your enjoyment, We don’t find chopsticks useful; they require a dexterity which We lack. Also, they are not good for grass in bulk.
They may be good for knitting, but Rhinos can’t do that either.
Party on.
Your Inner Rhino 