We Rhinos do not wear socks. They don’t address any needs We acknowledge. For Us.
What holds our interest is your apparent need to match them up, and wear them in pairs. Surely they are more decorative when you wear more kinds at the same time? If We wore socks, We’d throw out the extra one when We got them. Or share the extra sock with somebody else.
Or knit them Once and For All.
When We Rhinos have been especially good, We like to indulge ourselves by just celebrating our place on the planet.
Why postpone Appreciation?
Sometimes, right in the middle of following through on a Good Idea, it occurs to Us that there might have been an even Better Idea.
There may be moral to that, but We’re not sure what it is.
Rhinos neither dust nor scrub. Those activities are centered on Ownership, keeping things a certain way to maintain their value. Given that Rhinos own nothing, fussing around with polishing rags is busywork at best, and a grim sign of disorientation at worst.
We take things as We find them, and leave them the same way. Why take on the task of shifting dirt from one place to another?
The Wild is not there to be improved upon.
Your Inner Rhino 