Your Inner Kangaroo

6-9 RooPower

We want to discuss the many selves each of Us has inside. For many the Inner Rhino is spiced with Inner Buffalo, others have Inner Squirrel, and others have a rampant Inner Kangaroo. Or a blend, one way or another. That is how We are made, part of Nature’s rich tapestry of Rhinos.

These traits often make themselves evident pretty early on, often surprising the Mom in question. Still, there is little profit in arguing with a tot who won’t stop hopping. Why not just go with it and see what happens? We can always hope for a postcard from Australia…

Character gets built one way or another; why interfere? Who knows best? Ah, Nature knows best, every time.

 

Urgency

7-2 Frantique

Many things can prompt snappy activity, from finding a lizard in your sock drawer to the realization that you are late for a hair appointment. A dynamic sense that you had better flip on the brights and step on the gas.

When disassociated from Panic, it can be exhilarating.

Really, a little huffing and puffing breaks up the day.

Vexations

7-1 ProblemSolving

When dealing with Problems, it’s tempting to lose a Sense of Proportion. Rhinos know; We are prone to helping Problems expand themselves. It seldom actually involves a bicycle pump, but a dose of concentrated Imagination can work wonders, transforming an Inconvenience into a fully-realized Trauma.

It takes effort to keep the Probem fully inflated and dire. We are energetic critters though, so it isn’t beyond our capacities. If We pump hard enough, the Problem can always get bigger. Our flair for the Dramatic can get confused with a flair for the Catastrophic. Maybe flair is over-rated.

On our sensible days, We concentrate on other things. The Problems that don’t disappear do shrink.

So that’s a relief. Where is a sensible day when you need one?

Seals of Approval

6-29 Binox

Rhinos are always on the lookout, seeking opportunities and lunch, plus anything else that seems to be of interest. One thing We don’t search for is other critters’ Good Opinion.

All critters have opinions. Fair enough. Why would We concern ourselves with what those opinions are? We might get a door prize or a nod of approval?

What We require is our own Good Opinion. We want to get along with our business, and leave others to do the same.

That is the Rhino Way.

Comfort Zones

6-26 Relaaax

Most critters have a range, a territory that’s familiar. They know where water is, food, convenient terrain, and where other critters are, friendly or otherwise. That’s all the comfort they expect, and that is mostly what gets delivered. Plus some weather.

Those of Us with an Inner Rhino approach these matters from a different angle. For Us, Comfort is a state of mind. We are at home wherever We are. We are here to participate. We enjoy ourselves, and trust We will bring pleasure to those that meet Us. We do not burden events with Expectations.

Perfectly and happily Natural. No wonder We feel comfy.

Home Truths

6-23CrossStitch

We had hoped to avoid this sort of post, but We at Your Inner Rhino have been persuaded that a ‘no-velvet-glove’ policy is necessary. You Readers must simply Face the Music.

Given superior Rhino experience and longevity, We have to occasionally cut across, and deliver the Nitty Gritty. Today is just a sample.

Enough said.

Keeping on Task

6-23 Org yin-yang

The Yin-Yang of Organization probably sounds like 1) Organized stuff and 2) others, Not So Organized. Understandable, if you assume it matters one way or the other.

What We figure is, everything We need to do had better get done, so the order doesn’t count for much. Better to just plow into the day, and take care of things as they pop up. They always do pop up, ask Anybody.

That is why our version of Organization doesn’t bother to put things onto the graphs and slots and boxes; We don’t trifle with particulars. We just press on, and attend to stuff as best We can.

What’s with those little arrows anyway, right? Chart, Schmart.

Perfect Parents

6-21-2015 PaterFamilias

Rhinos like to think of our fathers as ideal in every way. For Us, We can make up what he was like, since We are all raised by our mothers. That’s our system, take it or leave it. So Dad is who We pretend he was.

We have overheard other critters (and Readers) mention specific reservations about their parents, where their folks failed and how perverse it all was.

Rhinos are naïve that way. But We do wonder how anybody can think a parent ruined things on purpose.

True, some parents are not at their best a lot of the time. But no matter what, whoever woke up and thought, “I know, today I’ll screw up Parenthood”?

BULLETT for entries

On the Alert

6-17 PayAttention

Consciousness.  On our toes at any given moment, We have a lot going on. Many thoughts, as well as processes, are marching and tumbling forward or to-and-fro. We juggle and discern and analyze and ponder and snort. Also, our Imaginations, mighty contributors to Rhino Accomplishment, are computerating like crazy.

We scan the environs for information, assessing our Quest progress, communing with our Guides, checking on the baby, sniffing and listening and chewing. All very busy.

What is perfectly clear is: We have to Pay Attention. (see above).

Gotcha.

Bottoms Up

6-16 Bottoms Up

Back on March 1st We pointed out the pleasure of tail ownership and management. Still, Readers have wanted more info.

We can do interpretive dance things with our tails, wave flies away from our nether regions, and convey panic by curling them up. We swish, We flip, We emote. But ultimately, having a tail is like having an earlobe; it’s just there. We work with it, We celebrate it, We deal with it; tails are fun.

On a more serious note, We think of tails as a remarkably special statement, a little exclamation point at our rear end seems appropriate. Nature likes to complete the aesthetic gesture, coming and going. Voila, the tail!

We are still humming along.