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Happy Birthday!!
Whether it is your birthday or not, here is a useful and decorative addition to your daily life: a ‘Your Inner Rhino’ SCREENSAVER. Hoozah, you cry. You are entirely welcome, say We.
You just click on the image, which will expand, then drag it off onto your desktop. Then install it somehow. Simplicity itself!
The Nose on your Face…
Here is a challenge which Faithful Readers should be equal to. Where are We? No, no, not at a carnival, but where are We?
This picture speaks to an Ancient Truth about Humans, namely, you see what you expect to see. Otherwise, the assumption seems to be, the unobserved doesn’t exist. We have used this peculiar limitation for a Long Time. We can go anywhere, and have, without being noticed. We can go into the stadium for a big game and nobody sees us. We fly, We sail, We locomote with impunity. No disguise, just invite ourselves along.
In this instance, the crowd are busy looking for a bathroom, hunting out a hotdog, and wondering where Uncle Hiram has got off to. One child has seen Us, but that is our typical audience. Children don’t know We are invisible. It does not matter though, as Nobody will believe We are there. FYI, We are and have been to oh-so-many places.
“Rhinoceros?!? Don’t be silly, Sweetheart!”
Trick’r’Treat!
Holiday a la mode, Halloween.
We love the idea of dressing up. We have no clothing really, but much time is spent speculating over stylish possibilities. When you own nothing, it’s oh-so easy to make a selection- or three or five. Imagination is the Best Shoppe any day, plus We get a frantic range of accessories! Change the color, the character, whatever. Why not?
Also, We have no problems finding parking when shopping.
BTW, here at Your Inner Rhino We decided to celebrate human holidays with you. Rhino holidays are so numerous, and their meanings are so difficult to convey… well, it’s just easier to undertake yours. We Rhinos generally have about 73 holidays for every calendar day. Lots to celebrate! A gazillion years worth of Exhilaration.
A-Mazing!!!
You are probably exhausted from all this Good News, so this is a Fun Thing to keep you cheery. You can work from one end to the other, finding your way along the tan part. Mouth to bottom, just like a turnip would. Some Fun, huh?!
Booooooooooooooooooo!
You print off the picture, cut out the parts, and then you can discover what the Halloween Costume is! Don’t tell your friends, so they can try it for themselves. Your Inner Rhino delivers the goods, piping hot!
Your Inner Rhino 