We figure Readers may be off tomorrow wrangling hot dogs or playing with fireworks, so this is our little contribution to the festivities. A day early perhaps, but trying to cover all bases.
You can always look at this post again tomorrow, repeatedly if necessary…
Note: no explosives were used in creating this greeting.
Many things can prompt snappy activity, from finding a lizard in your sock drawer to the realization that you are late for a hair appointment. A dynamic sense that you had better flip on the brights and step on the gas.
When disassociated from Panic, it can be exhilarating.
Really, a little huffing and puffing breaks up the day.
We want to remind YIR Readers to prepare for International Mud Day, which is actually tomorrow, the 29th. This celebration is relatively new, on an Official Level, but it has full Rhino support. It started in Nepal, where We are very active. (Call it a coincidence, if you can believe it.)
Mud is great for the skin and protects Us from both bugs and sun. Grand. Plus, the recipe is not complicated, which is a mercy: Water and dirt in whatever proportions suit you best. You mix them up and then enjoy the results. Or go find some all ready to go.
We are excited that this holiday is going Global. We are great proponents of skin care, given that it takes a lot of it to contain Us.
As you may have noticed.
To all you Cancers out there in ReaderLand, We at YIR wish you the Very Best, just as We always do anyway.
Prosper, please.
Fortunately, some of our juggler friends, of whom We can never have too many, notified Us that today is World Juggling Day. As with many of our ‘activities’, Rhino juggling involvement is more theoretical than practical. Still, We appreciate these skills, while possessing a limited set of them. If We can’t do them, We can invest in the concept.
When it’s holiday time, We at YIR do not drop the ball… or the toaster either.
Consciousness. On our toes at any given moment, We have a lot going on. Many thoughts, as well as processes, are marching and tumbling forward or to-and-fro. We juggle and discern and analyze and ponder and snort. Also, our Imaginations, mighty contributors to Rhino Accomplishment, are computerating like crazy.
We scan the environs for information, assessing our Quest progress, communing with our Guides, checking on the baby, sniffing and listening and chewing. All very busy.
What is perfectly clear is: We have to Pay Attention. (see above).
Gotcha.
It takes diligence to keep track of the Readership’s many holiday celebrations, but this one resonates with Us; Rhinos only eat vegetation, so We felt We made ideal poster critters for this theme.
Hard to argue with tight logic, right? Your Inner Rhino: Tight Logic 24/7!
For those of you who are intrigued by doughnuts, this is a reminder to get shopping early. There is likely to be a run on them, this being the first Friday in June. Remember to take napkins, in case.
Feel free to think of this as a Public Service Announcement.
Your Inner Rhino, countless (!) satisfied Readers.
Rhino or Reader, We each play with the cards We get dealt, any way you slice it. What other option is there, right?
That said, We find that the best idea is to make a house of cards, then stamp on the ground. Good fun. Go Boom. Assuming you have cards, which is more likely than We having cards.
Crazy Eights is no good; We can’t count.
Of course these differentiations are Nonsense. Gradations among critters so astounding have no applicable yardstick.
Fortunately for this post, We are perfectly happy exploring Nonsense. We do not shrink from these Investigations at Your Inner Rhino.
We are Dauntless.
Your Inner Rhino 