Lewis Carroll’s Alice is a calendar girl for all sensible folk, given that Alice seems to be the only sane character in an impossible situation ruled by madness, tantrums, and chronic nonsense.

From time to time We Rhinos find ourselves at a loss on how to make sense of the world as it appears.

The choices often look like a) hold on for improved conditions or b) indulge in a Primal Scream. Each choice has its fans.