Oddly enough, many of our Readers seem to think that Rhinos are not musically inclined. True, We have no instruments or sheet music, nor orchestras nor audience.
Still, We have passion and insight and dynamism. And We can hum about as well as anybody.
More importantly, Rhinos know how to conduct ourselves, which is more than many Critters can say.
Your Inner Rhino 
Bravo! Line after line, this is so unexpected and funny. I especially loved the double entendre! Oh, if only I could boast that knowledge of how to conduct myself in consistent harmony with the cosmos!
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