Song: The Arkansas Traveler (with partially amended lyrics.)

Oh once upon a time in Arkansas,   A Rhino sat at his little cabin door
And fiddled at a tune that he liked to hear,  A jolly old tune that he played by ear.

It was raining hard but the fiddler didn’t care.  He sawed away at the popular air.
Though his rooftop leaked like a waterfall,  That didn’t seem to bother the Rhino at all.*

A catchy old backwoods song from Arkansas, the Natural State. What nickname could recommend a state more highly?

*FYI:There are more excellent verses: http://www.bluegrasslyrics.com/song/arkansas-traveler/