We Rhinos are never quite clear about which is our Left and which is our Right. We try to take the issue seriously, but can’t find a purpose for the Investigation. We figure half the time We are right, when We guess. Of course, that means that the other half, We are mistaken.

For all We know, Left and Right may be arbitrary, changing places as they see fit. Maybe some days they don’t even come to work.

That seems like the Right mindset. What other one is Left?