Variants on ‘Never’

RTots are a notoriously impatient crowd. Rhino Moms must often field questions about when a forbidden activity will be allowed, like jumping off a cliff or picnicking with lions.

The standard reply, a classic in its own right, is: “When you can lay an egg.”

So far, this snappy response has gone unchallenged. For 50 million years.

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