Question: Would a Rhino rather fall from the lower building, landing on a hedgehog OR fall from the taller, landing on a pillow?
Answer: Neither, thank you.
Rhinos are heavy, so falls can be oh-so-serious. Impact Issues. That’s why Rhinos don’t generally venture above the first floor.
Your Inner Rhino 
Sage advice for us all. All four feet firmly planted keeps our Inner Rhino stable in a quaking world.
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aaaand ‘Your Inner Rhino’ provides these gems of wisdom gratis!
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In the immortal words of David Bromberg, “you don’t need no money, you gotta pay with your heart-t-t.” A bargain at twice the price!
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I dunno. Why don’t we ask the hedgehog? Wonderful art, as ever!
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Hedgehogs have a sixth sense, and can scurry like bunnies when agitated. Also, what about the pillow? Huh?
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Great question, and, as a card-carrying member of Pillows United, I’m deeply ashamed…
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