Jane Austen is celebrating her 241st birthday today. An insightful and witty author, detailing a society that Rhinos only vaguely understand. Life back then seems to have involved a range of social hurdles, establishing one’s eligibility for matrimony.  Split an infinitive, and it was time to set sail for New Zealand.

Rhinos do not have mates for anything but mating, so the qualifying rounds are physical. Cut the mustard, deal with rivals, and We are ‘in business’. A less confusing and less time-consuming system.

Are Rhinos and YIR‘s Readers so very different? We may opine, but blush to publish an opinion…